my girlfriend: *breathes*
me: πππβ£β£ππβ€β€ππππβ€β€πππππ πππππβ€ππβ€π πππππβ€πππππππππππππππβ£ππβ€ππ πππππβ£ππππππππππππππβ€πβ€πππβ£β£ππππππππππππ πππππ ππππ ππ
her: how did you say that out loud
i want to get a master's degree i want to take a cake decorating class i want to dance i want to sing i want to write and remember how to think i want to swim i want to be free
hey bro wanna watch this movie with me bro and sit too close bro? maybe let me have a bro moment and stretch out my arm after fake yawning, wrapping it around you bro?? and weβre both girls, bro???
Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess Iβll kill myself.
Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30βs and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: Thereβs bleach under the sinkβ
Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steveβs art rants in the 30βs, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: βAnd a rope in the supply closet if you want options.
Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????
does anyone else have like no type for one of the genders they like and an extREMELY SPECIFIC type for the other??
like with dudes iβm really specific and picky and thatβs not too great but oh well
but like to me GIRLS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL WHATS A TYPE
EclipseΒ of the Sun in Venice in July 8, 1842 by Ippolito Caffi.
Things I want to do:
Sleep for a week
Kiss a cute girl
Eat mac and cheese
OLYMPIANSΒ l part one
qοΎοΎο½₯qο½₯οΎοΎο½‘ οΎ. September will bring blessings.
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