My Ass Is Restarting This!

Idea from a joke, and I figured I should color it...

Last place being a snark... In style...

i'm sorry what?...

spiral....you ok?

what the h... are you saying?

I'm lost in the in the closet... not in closet... lost in the in the closet

Lp: You shure big boy?~ "hehe, just kidding...

Male fast SHOW US YOUR GF

Alright going to disappear for a bit

GLITTER!....

YYYYEEEESSSSS

I know it's not an au... but I figured I'll try to toss my hat into the ring...

(hi... You break stuff too?, is it on purpose or -? You know what, never mind, name's last place, and you know, it's a nice thing to see a fellow glitch around,)

((CALLING ALL TURBO AU CREATORS I WANT YALL TO MAKE YOURSELVES KNOWN CAUSE I WANNA HAVE MY NITRO INTERACT WITH YOUR TURBOS/TWINS/WHOEVER HEHEHE~))

Process of the bickering... Yes, I use speech to text for most of my writing... 'cause the thought must come out immediately. Otherwise, it will get forgotten

(King candy eventually dragged it to his castle, to at least keep an eye on it, while he's thinking on what to do it sinks to itself while looking at the strange green ball that companies this man, that strange sour expression always across its face. Reminded the death glitch that it's game, its brothers are gone, as King Candy informs it that turbo time was unplugged, and if that's so how, did it respond... Unless... Of course... King Candy immediately called on his little sour bill to accompany him to check the code. Seeing the worries on the poor ball's face, she had to step up, "may I inquire that I go instead? I would like to understand how I came to be too, and your little assistant here doesn't seem too willing" the death glitch said in her matter of fact, tone,"puff, fine," king candy said with a wave, her?... Did it just to prefer to itself as a her... She finds herself smiling a little if turbo's a boy and if I don't want to be like a copy of him. Being a girl might differentiate myself from him, and besides, like nothing's different, i feel actually better, she says to herself as she follows behind in the cartoonish king's footsteps, maybe this is a good development, i am not him after all, she absolutely despises the fact that she's so similar to Turbo. She is always looking for ways to differentiate herself from the disaster of a racer, to prove that she is better than him, she watches the king, put in the code, and wraps the licorice around himself. The death glitch grabs the rope like candy to make sure he doesn't float away as he starts to swim around in the code in front of her, taking the time to actually peek in the dark space.Looking around watching him, open up a giant code box, wait code boxes aren't supposed to be that big... Oh...ooohhh heehee... Of course... Turbo did cause the unplugging didn't he, so him hiding away another racing game as a ruler doesn't seem too far off... She looks out to the empty blackness. Spotting a flickering box.It's too far away for her to really read it, but she tries, Vanellope?...huh... So there's another glitch here... Perfect, I won't be alone anymore... She hears the old man screech and yell in frustration, she peers out to where he is seeing that he has another code box opened, it was hers, she can barely make out to the stuff inside, but she has an idea on what happened, as king candy tugged on the licorice rope, she begins to pull him back, "so...big t, when are you gonna tell me what exactly you did To make me spawn", she says in administer tone, and again, that ghost white face crosses the ruler, "that's it. I know your little secret, now share"... Of course, the ruler had a little fit. But he knew that I would just hold my ground and just ask again. Of course, he doesn't answer directly, just saying that he made a mistake while recoding himself. It didn't matter if he didn't give a full answer. She would find the truth out eventually, the second they got out of the coding area. He tried to arrest her before he could even yell blains in close whispering secrets into his ear, and knowing she could just phase through the wall if she needed to in net fungeon, he can't have that stuff getting out, "fine, just don't finish in first place like you did last time," " of course never again","and you're gonna need a new name"," i was thinking the name that you were trying to give me the first time we met"...."Last place"... Her tone was dark, but the king didn't back down, he did smile eagerly at the name.But seeing it was not a joke, it quickly disappeared," i'm guessing I have to watch my back from now on", "what are you expecting me to cause trouble on my first day, ha, you would be right, but i'm kind of curious about this Vanellope, i want to know who she is. And maybe I can help with your little reset glitch problem,"... The king smiled, knowing that he had just gained an ally... The racer smiled, knowing that with this thread, she could easily unravel everything if she wanted to)

I was gonna do a sticker contest, but since the wifi was out at the time, I just decided to do it myself... Missed opportunity...

Sinstar: You're not gonna get away with this.

Kcb: What!

Sinstar: You're not gonna get away-

Kcb:WHAT!

Sinstar:...

Kcb:what!

Sinstar: YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS!

Kcb: Oh I thank you, sinstar i worked hard on it

Sinstar: 'demonic screaming'

Omfg i just remeberd this one scene from Invader Zim but with KCB and Sinistar.

Sinistar: "TURBO!"

Kcb: "WHAT?"

Sinistar:"TURBO!"

Kcb:"WHAT?"

Sinistar:"TURBO!"

Kcb:"WHAT?"

Sinistar:"Oh nevermind!" *Jumps him*

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