Fav Protagonist Type Is "guy Who Is Just Having A Really Weird Day"

society didn't start until jonghyun outsang ke$ha in the dark backseat of a van with key while ontae sat in the back like the confused straight friends tagging along to the gay club

It’s still halloween to me. I don’t care.

i have no shame whatsoever but i also get embarrassed by literally the least embarrassing things ever. its called being versatile look it up

“lol but why is this actually good” because i made it in earnest?? because i loved it??? because i love you??? because quality and humor are not mutually exclusive???? hold my hand. it’s okay

loving my friends online isn’t enough i need a plane ticket

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

i could be your boyfriend that looks like a girlfriend

Oh god I love songs so much. thank fuck we get to have songs

If smth lgbt doesnt happen to me soon im going to go into deep slumber for a hundred years