Stand In His Way, Get The Whips

Used this phone back in the late 2000s. Alas, technology marches on.

Sleepy

TIL Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

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im obsessed with Freddy Lounds btw, truly the character of all times : she's an asshole, she's nosy, she's smart, she gets into insane trouble all the time just cause she's a little murder-obsessed freak, she got sued for libel six times, she's a vegetarian in the eating people show, she's ginger, she's rude as hell, she has no remorse nor empathy when it comes to journalism, she has a cringe ass website that serial killers love, she fakes her death, she goes to the tribunal wearing a silly hat

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

in honor of the new tomodachi life announcement here's a dream i had last year

crackin' open a cold one with the boys 🍄🤙

QUIOCK FREDDIE THE CALLOUT POST

FRED

inspo !

House would have figured out what’s wrong with Will Graham after nearly killing him and would have been like oh yeah also your therapist has been feeding you poison chicken soup that’s why you’re getting worse, probably should check his freezer too the guys not subtle with the cannibalism. But it’s easy to miss all this when you’re getting bent over the therapy chair instead of sitting in it.