I Am Stronger Than This

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

Also Details! a dress: cute but plain

A dress but put a belt or two in the middle: getting interesting!

A dress held together by a corset: gurl ur slaying

Fuckkkk my frame might just be too masculine for cute dresses :(

Why does this remind me of someone?

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

Wouldn‘t the ant disintegrate from air resistance tho? How far would you have to be away from the ant launcher 2000™ it to survive the resulting shockwave?

The great thing about afternoon naps is that you can have a second wake up coffee

Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

Dudes get divorced at 45 and realize they don't know how to cook or clean or do taxes and suddenly they get really into avenging some city state that was humiliated 1000 years ago. (Drunk driving with a firearm)

logically I know pussy isn't supposed to come in fruity flavors but emotionally mine would taste like strawberries & cream dr pepper

I read this and was like „I really wanna draw a rat king now“ and I was kinda satisfied with the sketch I made at work while being bored, I was like lmao maybe I‘ll get it tattooed.

Anyway so my tattoo artist then chimed in and was like, aight next tuesday it is then! And lo and behold:

Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.

As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this