Idek Whether This Is Traditional Or Digital Lol

Dads are asking someone (I can’t decide who tho lol) to babysit Ben so they can go for a date night tonight 👀👌🏻

They aren’t married yet when Ben was this age btw

Nobody tells you that 90% of being a fic writer is telling yourself sternly that you CANNOT start a new wip until you finish one of the old ones, and then failing to write anything at all as your brain sulks like a toddler.

No todas las historias de amor acaban con un final feliz, algunas terminan con ambos llorando, o con una sola parte rompiéndose en la soledad de su habitación.

-Lune Sainte -

Tenía tantas cosas que decirte, que ahora son gritos silenciosos de amor. Mis ojos brillaban más cuando te veía pero es hora de dejarte ir. Ya no quiero llorar más, dejare de amarte aunque eso me robe el alma en el proceso.

-Lune Sainte-

Skywalkers are immortal eldritch fucks (there’s so many ways this can go)

1. How does being half-force affect Anakin as a force ghost

Anakin… wasn’t properly dead. just a bit too present, a bit too lively, and that if only someone pulled hard enough on the veil, he could be made to bleed again.

Anakin just keeps coming back to life, And so do Luke and Leia when they die.

“You’ve done it, you’ve killed Anakin fucking Skywalker. Wait, why is he standing behind you? Where’s his body gone? Oh fuck, what is that expression? Oh no!”

This happens to Vader and terrifies the f*ck out of literally everyone

the man is the son of the Force, yes? how could he “become one with it” if he basically already was part of it? or at least, made of it?

It’d be either kinda horrifying or basically a regenerate-your-limbs get out of jail free card

Anakin turns up in Luke’s temple one day, like “hey turns out I can’t die”

Luke is just happy to have a Dad

imagine the backlash if that little factoid ever went public. “What do you mean Darth Vader can’t die???”

“You mean he’s alive right now????”

Obi-Wan realising he can’t have a peaceful retirement in the afterlife because Anakin’s apparently immortal now

Anakin starts trying to figure out how to make Obi wan immortal too

Ahsoka is so confused at everything

“You look a lot like the Hero with No Fear from the Clone Wars. Are you his grandson or something?" 

"Nope, I am him." 

"Freaking weird Jedi and their not aging.”

 2. how terrifying it would have been if during the Dooku fight in AOTC his arm just regrew the moment it was cut off

3. them realizing this during the clone wars: CHECKMATE BITCHES

imagine the propaganda if there was a General who literally couldn’t die

the Seperatists wouldn’t know which way was up anymore

Anakin realised he had this sort of ability during the clone wars it would be hilarious to see him just throwing himself at things

he could protect his men better

Imagine how distressing it would be for a shiny to just see their general die and then come back seconds later

And Rex being like “Yep, the general does that.”

just rubbing his eyes. and being completely done

Imagine the bitching sessions with Cody “At least yours resurrects! Mine just runs off without his kriffing lightsaber and armor all the time!”

clone boys have a heart attack whenever their general just decides to regrow limbs

rex faints the first time he sees anakin’s arm grow back.

instead of the whole “my general keeps losing his lightsaber” it becomes “my general keeps losing his arm”

“My general keeps dying.”

“Oh, how many have you been assigned to now?”

“No, no, he gets better again afterwards.”

the 501st never tell the shinies that their general is immortal because the vets like to fuck around like that

it’s kind of a right of passage for shinies to almost have a heart attack when the general comes back from the dead

Anakin is basically just the “if all else fails” option at that point because no matter what happens to him, he will be back at the temple annoying the hell out of everyone before dinner time

Anakin gets mortally wounded and is like “Well, I’ll see you in five.”

Droids: * shoot Anakin *

 * Anakin: * dies * 

Anakin, 5 minutes later in the middle of a crowd of droids: SURPRISE BITCHES!! * Murders them all *

Anakin dying to Dooku at the end of Attack of the Clones and then coming back and Dooku just being like “Fuck this shit I’m out.”

him coming back and chasing dooku with his arm

Imagine the moment they find out Anakin can come back from the dead:

Ahsoka and Obi-Wan just sobbing their hearts out and then suddenly he’s behind them like “Hey, bold of you to presume I’m mortal.”

He pulls a Percy Jackson, and walks into his funeral.

mace windu utters a quiet “are you fucking kidding me”

next time anakin dies, his funeral includes a “welcome home anakin” banner

Mace stops letting the Yoda Lineage have funerals because they don’t stay dead

They keep having funerals for Anakin just as an excuse to have a party

what if politicians don’t know this. like the first time he dies during the war, and all the diplomats are there. Except Padme. She knows all and is just there to see the chaos.

They’re usually private funerals, so they can keep inviting new people to screw with

“general skywalker just died”

“senator he’s right here”

“i saw him die protecting me right before my eyes”

“senator do you need the healers?”

Obi-Wan, just watched Anakin go splat at the bottom of a ravine:

“ANAKIN!!”

Anakin, popping back into the mortal coil just behind him: “Yeah? What’s up?”

obi-wan finding out about a Anakins thing and keeping it a secret,

so one day anakin dies and the whole council is like, mourning

obi-wan is just rolling his eyes and saying “it’s fine he’ll be back”

everyone thinks obi-wans having a mental breakdown

but then anakin walks into his funeral with a cup of caf and sunglasses and flashes everyone a peace sign

All of Yoda’s lineage (except dooku) and padme know.

“can you guys not cover me in white next time? it’s pretty boring”

“can i get, like, glitter? is that a thing? make it a thing”

Skywalkers can also breath in space.

They just don’t have to breathe. 

4. THE FORCE IS A PROACTIVE PARENT IN THIS (AND AGENDER) (THEY/THEM PRONOUNS)

during the time it takes for him to resurrect, the force and anakin talked.

Bc that’s the only time he could talk with a tangible parent.

he learns about palps that way

one time Anakin dies twice in one day

turns out the ability has a bit of a cooldown time so everyone’s just panicking a bit because he should be back by now

then he appears like three days later

Obi-Wan’s like “You bastard.”

“Gotta keep you on your toes.”

Really his parent just wanted some more time with him, and who was he to refuse?

a cracky! anakin basically having annual dinners with The Force because of how often he dies in the clone wars

in this verse the clone wars was created so Anakin & his parent The Force can have family dinners

Mortis, but instead of All That Nonsense, it’s just a nice episode of meet the parent

padme dies, and then at her funeral she comes back, but force sensitive.

force sensitive, immortal, padme amidala. The seppies are going DOWN

The Force wills Padme to die because The Force wants to meet their daughter in law

It does this for basically everyone Anakin cares about

sometimes anakin and padme just drop dead, and wake up a few hours later bc they had a family dinner to get to.

“I’m going to kill you” is suddenly the literal way for Anakin to say “I love you”

Anakin dies on Mandalore and Satine witnesses it and she’s horrified and doesn’t know what to tell Obi-Wan but then she sees Obi-Wan talking to Anakin and she’s so confused

So if anakin kills you and you’re someone he cares about you come back to life immortal.

Death By Skywalker basically being a way of becoming immortal is gonna fuck with the war so much

when Palpatine tells Anakin to kill all the jedi he thinks Palpatine is telling him to invite all the jedi to his Force Family Dinner

One day the entire Jedi temple just dies all at once, and comes back a couple hours later, to the confusion of literally everyone (including the Jedi)

yoda is frequently killed to spend time with the force because after 900 years the two of them are tight as fuck

Anakin doesn’t have attachment issues in this bc hey, people die all the time! :)

He also ends up being worshipped as a demigod.

More Angsty version of this: young anakin kills palps bc he thinks he’ll resurrect, but then the tangible form of the force appears and explains that he was the sith master.

Palpatine would probably actually try to get Anakin to kill him, because hey! Free immortality! Don’t mind if i do!

5. Imagine if this was something he discovered as a little kid. Anakin going off to visit Qui-Gon in the force and Obi-Wan wondering what eldritch beast he has ended up with as a padawan

“Anakin what are you doing?”

“I’m making master Qui-Gon a friendship bracelet?”

“…master qui gon?”

“yeah! i gave one to my parent yesterday and master qui-gon said he wanted one too!”

“Your parent? when exactly was this yesterday?”

anakin being a convoy for dead masters and their old padawans like Weed Dad qui gon jinn and his Struggling Son obi wan

anakin has two parents

Parent and Mom

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revenge of the sith is hilarious, imagine getting up one day as a jedi knight faithful to the republic with a secret wife, and then proceed to have a day that is so ridiculously bad getting dismembered isn't even the end of it. by the end of the day you're a jedi butcher, servant of the empire, bereft of all limbs and your lungs and your face and your voice, your wife is dead, and you're seven feet tall now, that is RIDICULOUS. between the shock and incredible physical trauma, the second palpatine says padme's dead and vader has his defeated screech to the heavens, i think he just topples over like someone's felled an omnicidal redwood tree

This is sooo cute

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