One Life For One Stone. 

Muchos no entendían por qué me fijé en tí. No tenías el mejor físico, ni eras el más popular. Pero con una sola sonrisa tuya dejaste a mi corazón paralizado. Para mí tan solo fue suficiente una sonrisa tuya.

-Yuesainte-

I just saw The Glory (The k-drama) AND

I only imagined a modern ficAU, Wangxian

And just imagining wwx returning to the lives of his bullies in search of revenge and with the help of lwj, the remnants Wen, Wen Qing and Wen Ning made my inspiration go a thousand per hour

BUT I CURRENTLY DON'T HAVE TIME BECAUSE I'M FINISHING WRITING A LONGFIC OF ANOTHER FANDOM

AND I REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE THIS AU

And believe me, I wish I could do it myself but I'm only eleven chapters away from that longfic and I only have five.

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

Probably what happened in the After Ending lololol

sorrynotsorry

Bonus after that :

It’s very beatiful and sadness

Stay Alive

“Where’s the kid?!” Tony doesn’t bother keeping his voice low as he barges into the room of the medbay. Nurses murmur and try to speak to him, but all he could see was Peter. Peter lying flat on the bed, hands gripping his chest where the white bandages wrap tightly. What hurts more is that he’s not even Spider-Man. He’s just Peter Parker.

Tony doesn’t snap back until Stephen Strange steps in front of him.

“Tony, you need to calm down. You can see him but–”

“Is he going to make it?” Tony interrupts, trying to move forward but is caught by the arm.

“Tony.” Strange says in a low voice. He looks Tony dead in the eye, and he can see the apology in them. “Tony, I did everything I could, but he was already infected when he got here. His healing factor is trying to kick in, but if it doesn’t heal soon…”

Tony sucks in a shallow breath, fighting his brain, because there was no way he was watching his kid die today. No way he was watching this stupidly brave kid bleed out from a gunshot wound because he was too much of a hero. Nope. Not today.

He finally shakes Stephen off, and the multiple nurses scurry away like a flock of birds. He makes it to the hospital bed, and watches as Peter takes shallow breaths.

“Peter?” Tony coos as he takes a knee at his side. Peter stirs, groaning softly as he turns to face him.

“Tony.” Peter responds tearfully. “Tony, I didn’t–I didn’t mean–”

“Shh, Petey. I know.” Tony brushes his curls away from his face. “Save your strength, little man.”

“He–He was gonna kill that k-kid.” Peter explains, cough hashly and sucking in chipped breaths. “He was so s-scared.” Tony doesn’t know who shot his kid, but they sure as hell aren’t getting away with it.

“You did good, kid. You did so good.” Tony cups his face gently. “Just stay alive.”

Tony moved to cradle the kid’s head as he listened to the faint beeping of the heart monitor. Peter gripped Tony’s arm with cold hands, gasping tearful apologies and whimpers of pain.

“Peter!” May’s voice echoes off the walls of the room. She’s crying openly as she rushes next to Tony, holding Peter’s other hand tightly. “Peter, baby, what happened?”

Peter moves his hand to cup her face, as if it was the last thing he was ever going to see.

“May–May, I’m-I’m sorry.” He bites out, wincing.

“Oh, baby, it’s okay.” She says back, and Tony puts an arm around her. Peter pulls them both closer.

“It–It hurts. I need–need it to stop.” Peter cries. May moves up and kisses his forehead.

“Everything will be okay, baby. Just stay with us.” Her voice is clogged with tears. Tony’s start to fall.

“I love you.” Peter whispers. His voice is unusually stoical. He looks at May, then Tony. It’s meant for him too.

Time goes into slow-motion.

It feels like he’s watching from far away, but he’s right there.

His hands go limp; his left one falls from May’s face, his right goes slack in Tony’s.

His head rolls back despite Tony keeping it up-right. The beeping fades into a flat-line but it’s all white noise.

Someone is screaming. It’s May.

Someone is shouting “no.” It’s himself.

May grips her…son with such vigor, like he’s a lifeline. Goddammit, he’s all that woman had left.

People are pulling them away, and he fights so hard to keep Peter in his arms, but it’s no use. Whoever it was (Strange?) knows what they’re doing. Pepper has her arms wrapped around May, who hasn’t stopped screaming. Tony finds himself with Rhodey (when the hell did he get here?), on the floor. He can feel it in his chest that he’s shouting but he can’t hear it.

It’s all fuzz.

His boy is gone.

“Esto no va a ser fácil, eh, hay mucha gente que todavía no está lista para nosotros, para Aristemo.”

“No, no, no, a ver, pues qué chido que no lo estén, porque así tú y yo vamos a poder callarlos a todos, es más, yo me voy a encargar de mi felicidad, la que nos toca en este mundo. Quédate a mi lado, no importa que los demás se asusten o tengan miedo, antes que nada, tú y yo somos Aristemo, los mejores de todos y juntos vamos a cambiar un poquito el mundo.”

“Sí, pintado de colores”.

Squad goals ✨

I’m still very fond of these sketches from 2019

Skywalkers are immortal eldritch fucks (there’s so many ways this can go)

1. How does being half-force affect Anakin as a force ghost

Anakin… wasn’t properly dead. just a bit too present, a bit too lively, and that if only someone pulled hard enough on the veil, he could be made to bleed again.

Anakin just keeps coming back to life, And so do Luke and Leia when they die.

“You’ve done it, you’ve killed Anakin fucking Skywalker. Wait, why is he standing behind you? Where’s his body gone? Oh fuck, what is that expression? Oh no!”

This happens to Vader and terrifies the f*ck out of literally everyone

the man is the son of the Force, yes? how could he “become one with it” if he basically already was part of it? or at least, made of it?

It’d be either kinda horrifying or basically a regenerate-your-limbs get out of jail free card

Anakin turns up in Luke’s temple one day, like “hey turns out I can’t die”

Luke is just happy to have a Dad

imagine the backlash if that little factoid ever went public. “What do you mean Darth Vader can’t die???”

“You mean he’s alive right now????”

Obi-Wan realising he can’t have a peaceful retirement in the afterlife because Anakin’s apparently immortal now

Anakin starts trying to figure out how to make Obi wan immortal too

Ahsoka is so confused at everything

“You look a lot like the Hero with No Fear from the Clone Wars. Are you his grandson or something?" 

"Nope, I am him." 

"Freaking weird Jedi and their not aging.”

 2. how terrifying it would have been if during the Dooku fight in AOTC his arm just regrew the moment it was cut off

3. them realizing this during the clone wars: CHECKMATE BITCHES

imagine the propaganda if there was a General who literally couldn’t die

the Seperatists wouldn’t know which way was up anymore

Anakin realised he had this sort of ability during the clone wars it would be hilarious to see him just throwing himself at things

he could protect his men better

Imagine how distressing it would be for a shiny to just see their general die and then come back seconds later

And Rex being like “Yep, the general does that.”

just rubbing his eyes. and being completely done

Imagine the bitching sessions with Cody “At least yours resurrects! Mine just runs off without his kriffing lightsaber and armor all the time!”

clone boys have a heart attack whenever their general just decides to regrow limbs

rex faints the first time he sees anakin’s arm grow back.

instead of the whole “my general keeps losing his lightsaber” it becomes “my general keeps losing his arm”

“My general keeps dying.”

“Oh, how many have you been assigned to now?”

“No, no, he gets better again afterwards.”

the 501st never tell the shinies that their general is immortal because the vets like to fuck around like that

it’s kind of a right of passage for shinies to almost have a heart attack when the general comes back from the dead

Anakin is basically just the “if all else fails” option at that point because no matter what happens to him, he will be back at the temple annoying the hell out of everyone before dinner time

Anakin gets mortally wounded and is like “Well, I’ll see you in five.”

Droids: * shoot Anakin *

 * Anakin: * dies * 

Anakin, 5 minutes later in the middle of a crowd of droids: SURPRISE BITCHES!! * Murders them all *

Anakin dying to Dooku at the end of Attack of the Clones and then coming back and Dooku just being like “Fuck this shit I’m out.”

him coming back and chasing dooku with his arm

Imagine the moment they find out Anakin can come back from the dead:

Ahsoka and Obi-Wan just sobbing their hearts out and then suddenly he’s behind them like “Hey, bold of you to presume I’m mortal.”

He pulls a Percy Jackson, and walks into his funeral.

mace windu utters a quiet “are you fucking kidding me”

next time anakin dies, his funeral includes a “welcome home anakin” banner

Mace stops letting the Yoda Lineage have funerals because they don’t stay dead

They keep having funerals for Anakin just as an excuse to have a party

what if politicians don’t know this. like the first time he dies during the war, and all the diplomats are there. Except Padme. She knows all and is just there to see the chaos.

They’re usually private funerals, so they can keep inviting new people to screw with

“general skywalker just died”

“senator he’s right here”

“i saw him die protecting me right before my eyes”

“senator do you need the healers?”

Obi-Wan, just watched Anakin go splat at the bottom of a ravine:

“ANAKIN!!”

Anakin, popping back into the mortal coil just behind him: “Yeah? What’s up?”

obi-wan finding out about a Anakins thing and keeping it a secret,

so one day anakin dies and the whole council is like, mourning

obi-wan is just rolling his eyes and saying “it’s fine he’ll be back”

everyone thinks obi-wans having a mental breakdown

but then anakin walks into his funeral with a cup of caf and sunglasses and flashes everyone a peace sign

All of Yoda’s lineage (except dooku) and padme know.

“can you guys not cover me in white next time? it’s pretty boring”

“can i get, like, glitter? is that a thing? make it a thing”

Skywalkers can also breath in space.

They just don’t have to breathe. 

4. THE FORCE IS A PROACTIVE PARENT IN THIS (AND AGENDER) (THEY/THEM PRONOUNS)

during the time it takes for him to resurrect, the force and anakin talked.

Bc that’s the only time he could talk with a tangible parent.

he learns about palps that way

one time Anakin dies twice in one day

turns out the ability has a bit of a cooldown time so everyone’s just panicking a bit because he should be back by now

then he appears like three days later

Obi-Wan’s like “You bastard.”

“Gotta keep you on your toes.”

Really his parent just wanted some more time with him, and who was he to refuse?

a cracky! anakin basically having annual dinners with The Force because of how often he dies in the clone wars

in this verse the clone wars was created so Anakin & his parent The Force can have family dinners

Mortis, but instead of All That Nonsense, it’s just a nice episode of meet the parent

padme dies, and then at her funeral she comes back, but force sensitive.

force sensitive, immortal, padme amidala. The seppies are going DOWN

The Force wills Padme to die because The Force wants to meet their daughter in law

It does this for basically everyone Anakin cares about

sometimes anakin and padme just drop dead, and wake up a few hours later bc they had a family dinner to get to.

“I’m going to kill you” is suddenly the literal way for Anakin to say “I love you”

Anakin dies on Mandalore and Satine witnesses it and she’s horrified and doesn’t know what to tell Obi-Wan but then she sees Obi-Wan talking to Anakin and she’s so confused

So if anakin kills you and you’re someone he cares about you come back to life immortal.

Death By Skywalker basically being a way of becoming immortal is gonna fuck with the war so much

when Palpatine tells Anakin to kill all the jedi he thinks Palpatine is telling him to invite all the jedi to his Force Family Dinner

One day the entire Jedi temple just dies all at once, and comes back a couple hours later, to the confusion of literally everyone (including the Jedi)

yoda is frequently killed to spend time with the force because after 900 years the two of them are tight as fuck

Anakin doesn’t have attachment issues in this bc hey, people die all the time! :)

He also ends up being worshipped as a demigod.

More Angsty version of this: young anakin kills palps bc he thinks he’ll resurrect, but then the tangible form of the force appears and explains that he was the sith master.

Palpatine would probably actually try to get Anakin to kill him, because hey! Free immortality! Don’t mind if i do!

5. Imagine if this was something he discovered as a little kid. Anakin going off to visit Qui-Gon in the force and Obi-Wan wondering what eldritch beast he has ended up with as a padawan

“Anakin what are you doing?”

“I’m making master Qui-Gon a friendship bracelet?”

“…master qui gon?”

“yeah! i gave one to my parent yesterday and master qui-gon said he wanted one too!”

“Your parent? when exactly was this yesterday?”

anakin being a convoy for dead masters and their old padawans like Weed Dad qui gon jinn and his Struggling Son obi wan

anakin has two parents

Parent and Mom

This is a Facebook post that, as a good Latina, I still use a lot, but I came across this post and it deserved to be in English.

Original publication: It makes me laugh that they put beautiful and aesthetic outfits on WWX when the characters are in modern times because the truth is that he would walk like Adam Sandler

My comment: The truth is, I think that in the modern AU it was LWJ who started renovating his closet, because if it were WWX he would be in his pajamas all day

Exactly

Avengers: *ends*

Shadowhunters:*ends*

Game of Thrones: *ends*

Me: So this is a plot to kill me then?