I Will Never Recover.

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

tsuki ball

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

I hate when products try to sell themselves via "contains no fat and no sugar". Okay so what you're really saying is that it tastes like crap and isn't even filling? Fuck off

voice training to sound like the mechanical intercom in a facility long-abandoned by human life

His greed sickens me.

i made a list while i was hiking apparently