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Henry: Axolotl! We'd be done quicker if you'd stop laughing!

Axolotl: HAHAH! An insect wearing shoes!

Bill: It's not funny.

Axolotl: Okay, let's continue.

Henry: Okay. Axolotl, do you accept Bill as your husband?

Axolotl: Yes.

Henry: And you, Bill. Do you accept Axolotl as your husband?

Bill: I accept.

Henry: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss.

*Axolotl gives Bill a little kiss*

Henry: They will regret being married.

PERDÓN SI ALGO ESTA MAL, NO SE INGLES 😭😭😭

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