She/TheyI’m more active in bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/girlcel2.bsky.social
102 posts
I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court
I’m literally on thr verge of tears
top 3 places to bleed out:
1. the snow
2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms
3. bathroom floor
this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog
new tarot card "fuck your entire life" and its a guy being attacked by devils and flaming skulls and wild animals and screaming and fire everywhere
please my friends are doing psychedelics and for whatever reason one of them asked me if I have anything to read and I checked my bag and all I have us Dante’s Inferno
pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude
enough of this "androids who dream of being human" shtick. more androids who love being androids, and are lowkey sorry for humans bc that shit sounds exhausting
i can only cum if im facing towards true north
Tumblr is pretty cool but I think to improve what I'm shown and have the feed be a little more personalized they should have a kill button that kills the poster irl
You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse
Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up
i don't want to wash my water bottle what about my microorganisms #mymicroorganisms
i love my son %appdata%
I love messing with these annoying accounts
i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that
Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.
theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently
It should be illegal for third parties to tell you what to do with your corpse when you die. For the record if any of my followers want to turn my skull into a cup? That’s fine. You want to make my femur into a table leg? I’ll accept that. You want to use my skeleton as a tool for education? NO! I hate learning and never support it.
drama in the mad scientist and wizard communities
Forget about matching my freak who’s gonna match my weird suicidal tendencies
It finally snowed today! // Olympus E-M5 + Zuiko 35/2.8+200/4
Why is that the image google used
let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life