Love Some Miserable Elon In The Morning

shoutout to when i got banned from being a dungeon master at age 15 because i kept putting gender tf traps in my dungeons and nobody could figure out why, including myself

It should be illegal for third parties to tell you what to do with your corpse when you die. For the record if any of my followers want to turn my skull into a cup? That’s fine. You want to make my femur into a table leg? I’ll accept that. You want to use my skeleton as a tool for education? NO! I hate learning and never support it.

Forget about matching my freak who’s gonna match my weird suicidal tendencies

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

(after misunderstanding what someone said and embarrassing myself) oh great now they hate me and want to kill me with rocks

iive been so obsessed with this video for days

i love my son %appdata%

It’s five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. I’ve never seen so many trees in my life. As W.C. Fields would say, “I’d rather be here than Philadelphia.”

TWIN PEAKS: Pilot (1990) dir. David Lynch