Starting A Collection #blackmold

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Remembering when I went over to my female teacher's house in 5th grade and saw that she lived with another female teacher & went home going "wow, so teachers really do all live together!" & then my family had to explain to me what lesbians are

when the jazz has elements of rock n roll

i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that

i like how reclusive and generally unpleasant you are

shoutout to when i got banned from being a dungeon master at age 15 because i kept putting gender tf traps in my dungeons and nobody could figure out why, including myself

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!