Why Didn't Owen Join The Green Faction?

Then maybe the one mister Holmes should brush up on his cryptography.

What am I even talking about, this was a mere lucky guess.

Since upon closer inspection, it depicted some inner sense, especially the singular M and the Mw't, the only combination of letters for that would be 'it's' which makes sense for M = I since I is the only capitalized standalone word in English, I thought it would be a homoalphabetic chiffre (a chiffre where one letter always translates to an encrypted counterpart) and after a lot of trial and error... no it wasn't. The thing above still was true, but it was actually a polyalphabetic chiffre, one where one letter, for example A, can translate to different encrypted letters.

How I found this out? After being very somewhat frustrated at not finding an answer, I just input the message into a Vigenère decryption program and, just on a whim, chose Sherlock as a password. This produced this output which left me... surprised, to say the least.

Then, of course, I knew I was on the right track so I put in Redbeard as a password, which gave me the following message:

Sherlock, is mummy hosting christmas this year? Am I invited?

It's been such a long time. I have gifts for everyone.

Only four days to go, time is ticking.

Tick, tock. Tick, tock.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah you might wanna do something about this. Good thing I was in dire need of a riddle since this message seems quite... urgent. Good luck figuring this one out, but that's more your area of expertise, Mister Holmes.

I have some 8th grade school notes, should Mister Holmes be interested in expanding his very limited knowledge of cryptography.

Sincerely, the local cryptography nerd,

LL

Jlhspotn, zw pvqmp kfwwjrg Tkimvuqaj wymv ziai? Dd M lozikhu? Mw’t fevq jyfi e lfqx xlni. I ydmi jjjtj ifv hwirprei.  Ropy wrlv gbcs kr xs, wjqe zv kmflmnx.  Wzgn, uscb. Wzgn, uscb.

Another code? The structure suggests it's not random gibberish. But without the cipher, even I can't make sense of it.

SH

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

The east wind takes us all in the end.

I finally drew something in my sketchbook!!!

tr!owen seems like he will just continually get his shit rocked and me like "ahh yess, everything is falling into place. all according to plan."

im sorry girl but tou just got your ass whooped whats your plan here

imma add more in tags holdon

why is rent the most expensive thing in my life? I'm just sitting here. I'm just hanging out in a house. there is no service here that needs compensating

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

can we just…appreciate Vi for a second? For all the “let women be feminine” posting I’ve seen, I have literally never seen a butch 100% gender non-conforming female character. There is always a scene where she is forced to wear a dress, where she learns that being girly isn’t that bad. But Vi? She’s so unapologetic about her presentation. She never wears a dress once. Her fighting style isn’t “oh she’s skinny and fast” like most other women fighters on TV: Vi is muscular and punches the shit out of things. She’s angry, commanding, and assertive. We need more female characters like Vi.