Tony, at Pepper : You're my significant other.
Pepper : Yeah I am.
Tony, at Friday : You're my child.
Friday : Yes boss.
Tony, at Stephen : You're my bitch.
Stephen : Yeah I am- wait, what?
Tony, at Rhodey : My bestie.
Rhodey : Naturally.
Tony, Harley : HA, GAY!
Harley : Fuck you.
Coldflash.
one of the most ship dynamics of all time
Kevin : How do you sleep at night knowing people Hate you?
Crowley : With the fan on~
Eddie, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Steve: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Tony : *Seeing Stephen wearing nice clothes*
Tony smiling : I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person ?
Stephen :
Stephen : I forgot to ask you, didn't I ?
Tony :
Tony bursting out laughing : You sure did! Give me 5 minutes and I'm yours!
Barry : Hey how are you?
Snart : I would die for you.
Barry :
Snart : I mean, I'm good and you?
Dean, flirting by sms : What would you do if you found me tied up? ;)
Castiel, oblivious : Untie you.
Castiel, still oblivious : Can’t you cut the rope? Are you in danger Dean?
Dean : The only thing in danger right now is my self esteem.
You got me back on my Superflarrow Siblings (what I call Kara, Oliver, and Barry) bullsh*t - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? :P:P:P
Kara : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Oliver : I gotta give you credit, Barry. You make it look easy.
Barry : Years of practice.
Come back to the dark side ;)
Time family AU
Dean : Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Dean : ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Thomas : ...That took an unexpected turn.
Steve : So did their neck.
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Doctor - dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - mom
Oc
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Logan & Peter Parker
Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman
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Tony Stark & Bruce waine
Marvel - Dc
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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Tony : You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Pepper : Actually, Tony, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
Big bad guy : how did none of you hear my evil speech?!
Barry : I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half days-
Kara : I got distracted halfway through!
Oliver : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.