What Im Envisioning For Part 2 Of My Massage Therapy Fic 🫣

“it’s okay, your secret is safe with me” and winks??? ohhhhh😖

Is he gonna fuck me hard or not whats up

damnit anon now i am itching to write a oneshot based on this but i have too many things to work on so i can’t do all that rn…take this instead:

he thinks about it, for sure. probably fucks his fist a few nights thinking about you using your toy—he almost hopes that he’ll overhear it, but it never quite happens. he keeps trying to run into you again, but, much to his horror, you seem to be avoiding him, either out of embarrassment or maybe anger. regardless, he can’t have that. so one day when you leave to go to work you catch a note taped to your front door:

“Dear neighbor,

We don’t quite know each other, so I’ll keep this blunt: I truly hope I didn’t embarrass you with the package incident. I wanted to reach out and apologize for it, and let you know that I don’t think any differently of you—after all, I don’t have much to compare it to…

I’m not sure if this will quell your feelings about it. It might just make it worse, and if it does have that effect, I’d like to apologize for that too. You absolutely don’t have to respond, and I won’t expect that from you, so no pressure. I just wanted to make it known to you that I’m deeply sorry for any mortification it may have caused you, and I hope that we can move on from this with no hard feelings—but if that can’t quite happen, I understand completely.

Your neighbor, Luigi”

you ponder it for a bit. your nerves would probably settle if you just left it alone and forgot about the whole debacle, but you still haven’t quite made any friends in the area, and this is an opportunity, no matter how strange. eventually, once the initial anxiety has worn off, you decide to leave your own note on his door:

“Luigi,

Can I buy you a beer?

Your neighbor, ___”

luigi’s smile when he sees the surprise you’ve left for him is truly a sight to behold. and right then he takes a risk he wouldn’t have imagined he’d ever pull off had you asked him just minutes before he got here: he stops inside his place to grab two heinekens and then walks right over and knocks on your door. it’s a toss-up—he’s not even sure if you’re home—but sure enough, you open the door and are met with your neighbor’s handsome face once more, this time blushing and holding two beers, still grinning like an idiot.

“good news: you don’t have to buy me a beer,” he says.

so you crack open the bottle he hands you and the two of you sit and drink and talk, mostly about the package thing, but you get to learn a bit about your neighbor and new friend, too. maybe he mentions pokémon and you’re still holding on to your card collection from years ago, so you offer to show him—but maybe you should’ve tidied up your room before inviting someone in, let alone him, because right on your nightstand hooked up to your charging port is the very vibrator your cute neighbor accidentally opened. you stammer and apologize profusely and rush to stuff it into a drawer, but…

“that thing been working well for you?” luigi jokes.

and something in the air changes. maybe it’s the beer (probably not—he only brought two). but right then you take a risk you wouldn’t have imagined you’d ever pull off had you asked yourself just minutes before he knocked on your door: you grab your cute neighbor by his jacket and pull him in for a kiss, rushed and messy, with teeth clanking and noses bumping. and then you have a whiplash-inducing moment of clarity.

“fuck, i’m sorry—”

but before you can even finish apologizing luigi is kissing you again, hands planted firmly on your hips as he guides you to your bed…and i think you can imagine where that road ends and a new one begins ;-)

can i just say i had a dream i was trying to escape a toxic ex bf in nyc and my friend told me they knew someone that was good at disappearing and i met luigi in my dream and as we were leaving he was so set on stopping by Dunkin’ Donuts and while we were in there i was like yeah dude i see why you got arrested in McDonald’s the first time and he told me to shut up lmaoooo

how are y’all dreaming about him pls let me know 😭🙏🏻 I wanna be part of the club too cuz wdym I’ve been down bad for this man for the better part of the year and still haven’t had a dream yet???

lol literally like wtf... im having fomo

luigi thought of the day 🤗

you being pregnant with your kid and at the beach, and your stomach is too big and far along for you to reach down and put your sunscreen on ur legs <3 so luigi has you standing there on the beach in the hot sun while he’s very diligently putting sunscreen EVERYWHERE on ur body <3 like lifting your arms up and out of his way to get ur sides completely covered. holding ur hair to the side while getting ur neck…

on his knees in the hot sand, smoothing the lotion all over your calves and thighs and ass <333 tells you “keep your hand on my shoulder, baby. last thing we need is you falling” while he’s massaging your tense calves. definitely gets very handsy when he’s covering the backs of your thighs and ass. has no shame in sneaking his hands under ur bottoms. also definitely likes doing it because he can tell other men are eyeing you on the beach even tho it’s sooo obvious you’re pregnant. and well, of course luigi has to let them know only he can touch you like that! because he’s the one who knocked you up and you’re carrying his baby. not theirs :-)

#WHOREMEMBERS

No, you don’t understand I love me a man that don’t play about Halloween 😭👻🎃

Luigi with virgin!reader that has the filthiest mouth ever🫣 shocking him every day with a new, filthier phrase

I just know he’d look at you exactly like this, amused, every single time something new and unhinged flies out of your mouth LMAO

palm’s masterlist

fluff - 𐙚 smut - ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

── .✦ headcanons: virgin lu headcanons ;) , husband lu headcanons , honeymoon with lu headcanons , shy college bf lu headcanons , girldad lu headcanons

── .✦ moodboards: priest luigi moodboard

── .✦ drabbles/oneshots: holy hands, unholy acts ࣪ ִֶָ☾. , sunday morning ࣪ ִֶָ☾. , soft haven 𐙚

── .✦ fics

- bliss 𐙚

- weak for you ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

- cyber sex (weak for you part 2) ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

- cherry (weak for you part 3) ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

- bent over the table ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

- haunting you ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

- outage ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

those girls on twitter really call luigi bigfoot. am i seeing correctly rn.. ? lol?

Yes you saw that correctly, Girl they be making fun of anything and everything without a thought in their heads I've legit seen them make fun of the way he shifts in his seat on the arraignment day coz of how "stiff" he is like mf he was screws in his back and 2 bones fused together, ofc he doesn't have the mobility , you, a person with a normal spine have 😶

When someone calls them out they say they're just "joking" and "he would get it" like...are you serious ? Y'all throw a fit over people finding him sexy but apparently making fun of his medical issues is completely fine.

oh my fucking god… the audacity of these weird freaks