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never ever ever gets old

human pet guy is also very good on twitter

by Nevin Johnson

2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

in my experience this is usually rebuttalled with "i dont want to" and like yeah thats why THE ARTIST is in the museum and you're not. congratulations you're getting it. and even if you tried you would find that its probably a much more difficult process to recreate. you saw something and it made you think it was created in 4 minutes and you can't even appreciate the fact that in reality it wasnt. you no talent hack

one of my least favorite things is when someone sees modern art in a museum and says "oh I could totally do that"

like

okay do it then. go ahead. Let's see you recreate it. put your fucking money where your mouth is, make something beautiful

Eurasian Treecreeper/trädkrypare. Värmland, Sweden (February 11, 2022).

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right