Alberu, Having Dinner With Cale

I DIDN'T HAD NOTICE THAT, THAT'S SO CUTE

I just realized that when cale is not saving the word or coughing up blood he stays in bed all the time. And it's a sign of depression

Cale are u ok?

I've wanted to do some incorrect quotes with the ancient powers since I rarely see them (+some Cale and Nelan Barrow for funsies)

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Super rock: Anyone d-

Crazy kid: Depressed?

Glutton: Drained?

Thief: Dumb?

Cheapskate : Disliked?

Super rock: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Thief: Glutton was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Glutton: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Thief: Glutton , you ate a chair

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Super rock: You're a loose cannon, Crazy kid.

Crazy kid: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Glutton: I think you play by your own rules.

Thief: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Super rock: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Crazy kid: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Cheapskate is a loose cannon.

Cheapskate : *smashes a chair*

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Super rock: We need to distract these guys

Crazy kid: Leave it to me

Crazy kid: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Glutton, Thief, and Cheapskate : *Immediately begin arguing*

Cale, listening to them in his head: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Super rock: Favorite horror movie?

Crazy kid : It

Glutton: Saw

Thief: Annabelle

Cheapskate : High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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Super rock: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Nelan Barrow: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Glutton: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Nelan, learn to listen.

Thief: What if it bites itself and I die?

Cheapskate: That’s voodoo.

Crazy kid: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Crazy kid: That’s correlation, not causation.

Thief: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Cheapskate: That’s kinky.

Super rock: Oh my God.

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Crazy kid: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Thief: Oh, you’ve been?

Crazy kid: Once. In Monopoly.

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Cheapskate: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Super Rock: What's that?

Cheapskate: Remorse code.

Super Rock: I'm even angrier now.

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Crazy kid: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Cheapskate : We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Crazy kid: Yes!

Glutton: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Is known by everyone that cale has ptsd right? SO, WHAT IF WHEN CALE'S FAMILY IS SUPER PROTECTIVE WITH HIM, HIS PTSD COME.

Like, imagine that:

*Cale planning on doing dangerous things again*

Eruhaben: you unlucky bastard, let this to me.

Cale: *feeling useless*

OR

*Cale tries to help alberu with the paperwork but he starts overheating*

Alberu: just sit and relax. I'll do it.

Cale: *feeling even more useless*

And every time this happens he starts to think a bit more about his ""useless past"" and with more fear of being abandoned!! Incredible, isn't it?

An AU with og!cale where he is basically a genius in the music (in tboah world but no white shit) and instead of him being trash he moves away from his family and becomes a international talented musician

(this can maybe turn out a og!albecale, og!choicale, whatever other ship you want or just a fic with cale having family issues but I probably just don't continue)

Autism and the gun goes on ellon musk? Or the autism is for you and the gun is for shooting Elon musk?

Oh so he’s doing eugenics now

Og!cale: I have these sevem products for my skin, these five for my hair and these three for the rest of my body

KRS!Cale: oh I have this one product for all my body and the floor of my house

Og!cale: ...

Imagine you are in your house (train) and a random guy invades this and starts to talk about beauty and fight WILE talking about beauty like a crazy guy

That's argentini.

The bungou stray dogs side of Evangelion

Ok. I just have an (other) TCF AU idea, this time with the og!cale

Imagine cale in his normal life being sad and a lot of family issues and he started to take out this anger by learning arts, like: painting, violin, piano or even sculpture (imagine cale like that, it would be SO hot) and he HAVE to sing

And then he gets a little better and acts like trash a little less

BUT

His family finds out about his hobbies (they catch him painting or singing, expressing his feelings that he never expressed to his family in general)

And he tells how he feels and reconciles with his family

+cale because he's pretty

Just think about the resemblance