No One Can Convince Me That Choi Jung Soo Do Not Do The Most Stupid, Childish And Basic Dick Jokes Ever

The gay pose

the iconic back pose

I know, but the idea of rokso malewife is so interesting-

Imagine Kim rook soo living in a house alone

He has to cook and clean, right?

THAT MEANS ROKSOO CLEANING AND COOKING

U GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW HOT IS IT?

I'm going feral

Wait, if choi han can have an extremely long life because of this transgression, why cale don't have his life also extend?

Friday the 13th art!! A little late, but it counts i think

Go on TikTok, search npc lives and you will know what orv is about

Me: *sighs* there's nothing about og!Cale to read.

The at least three different fics opened, all of them I have read only halfway: ...

The more or less ten fics marked for later:...

The five posts about og!Cale on my drafts: ...

Me: Absolutely nothing to do.

continuation of this post

NOW IS TOMORROW.

I'm talking about og!cale

ok, jour is from the cat tribe, but cale just doesn't know that, so he doesn't have the growth of a cat property, so he can't turn into a cat or enter in beast mode, he even had any growth phase.

And he just doesn't know that because jour somehow sealed his cat side and he discovers by on and hong, who he met before going to get drunk.

Then he sees the cats who they started meowing at him and because he has a weakness for cats he is like: "hey just little meowmeow" and cats are like "hey" and was like "wtf you guys talk?"

And then he and the cats go to the mansion and the cats say to him that he is a half cat and the plot does like the original but with og!cale, a little bit of angst and maybe alcale plus a little bit of comfort (alberu comforting Cale who was afraid that his family discovers that he is a half cat and hates him and cale cobforting alberu because he is 1/4 dark elf

l wouldn't normally touch on the subject of ABO (since it's not something that I really like), but just hear me idea of krs omega.

Just imagine that krs started a relationship with lsh/csj (one of them or both, doesn't matter). It's the middle of their relationship and krs discovers that he's pregnant. Lsh/cjs would absolutely CHERISH that. Krs would turn into a ball of nerves, but he would be very happy too, he loves his baby deeply, just like the baby's fathers. But krs has the curse and he loves the baby. You know where this will get at: him losing his baby (around the 5 month of the pregnancy). But at least he has cjs and lsh, right? They're there to support him going through that. For the first time he doesn't have to grief alone. He has people to support him. Until they die not so long after. And Kim rook Soo feels alone. He lost his baby and blames himself for that. He lost his partners and blames himself for that. And this time there's no one to tell him that he's wrong.

Og!cale: I have these sevem products for my skin, these five for my hair and these three for the rest of my body

KRS!Cale: oh I have this one product for all my body and the floor of my house

Og!cale: ...

IMAGINE AN AU WHERE OG!CALE CAN SEE GHOSTS AND WHEN HIS MOM DIED HE STARTS TO SEE HER AS GHOST

(maybe I will continue this)