Thor: *picks Up A Snake*

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows / Avengers: Endgame

Oh my god someone really would have so many people reading this story!!!

I find the idea that Dabi also believes Izuku to be the secret love child of All Might like Shoto to be hilarious. Imagine him trying to persuade Izuku to join him claiming that they are the same. That Izuku was born with a body unsuited for their powerful quirks and that their Fathers stopped caring for them.

Shigaraki: "The Bakugou kid looks like a villain in-becoming and would make a perfect recruit..."

Dabi: *hits him with his conspiracy board*

Dabi: Of course, I respect everything our esteemed leader says...

Dabi: *sees that Shigaraki is still moving so he hits him again*

Dabi: "... but I think it would be better for our goals to kidnap the kid who is absolutely All Might's secret lovechild and who was forced to become a hero even if his quirk is hurting him."

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Dabi, trying to convince a tied up Izuku in the bar: "It must so hard to have a father who stops caring about you when he realizes you're not perfect.

Izuku: "Oh, you know, I don't think much about my father."

Dabi: "It's hard to believe when you're spending so much time with All Might now that he followed you to UA."

Izuku: "What does All Might have to do with... You wouldn't be related to Todoroki Shouto, would you?"

Dabi, suddenly all defensive: "WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME!"

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Izuku: *manifests several quirks at some point*

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Shigaraki: "No wonder he fought like crazy against us! He is obviously Sensei's mole in UA and we also compromised his mission!"

Dabi: "Technically, it doesn't mean I was wrong. Just that All for One got to him before us."

Spinner, sarcastically: "Oh no. He is obviously All for One's secret lovechild now."

Shigaraki: "Hey!"

Toga, not believing it at all but just enjoying the chaos: "Or is he is the kid of both All for One and All Might and Kamino was a very messy custody battle."

*CHAOS ERUPTS*

It’s okay. I’m gonna come and find you, and I’ll explain everything. I’ll make you remember me.

I told you I don’t wanna join your super-secret boy band.

When you are the person who worked in mostly of the parts of a project:

Show yourself, let me see who you are.

Arthur: God Merlin you are the most useless servant alive, your jokes are terrible, you shove food in my mouth while I’m sleeping and call it breakfast, you never listen to me- George: *does all his chores obediently, lays out a decadent breakfast in Arthur’s chambers, is super efficient and reliable* Arthur: 

Endgame directors and writers: Tony only thought of himself before and needed to die to become a hero. It's surprising that he's the one who sacrifices himself at the end

Tony:

#BringBackTonyStarktolife

wtf