God This Image Is Fucked. I Really Hope He's Not But It Looks Like He's Using His Kid As A Human Shield.

I've had the Big shot before, it was very good.

BIG SHOT OF THE WEEK!!!

i feel like he doesnt like the taste of it but still drinks it religiously (ironically because of its name)

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

I made ChandelOwO

This also works for programming. Basically any form of creative expression it seems

Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰

How dare you make me do a nice thing for myself? >:3

hi!!!

ha! you read my post. you are now required to do one nice thing for yourself today, it can be whatever you want

here's a high res picture of Mr. Ping from Kung Fu Panda to trick your brain into reading the text above this

People will be totally fine with sex that doesn't involve love until one or more of the people having the sex identifies as aro huh

I like everyone, guys, gals, and non binary pals

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Some horny accounts started following me and it's like? Excuse me? Do I look like I'm interested? Does my "about me" and post history not say enough?

I think yall need to learn who your target audience is. Because believe me, I'm not it. Just wanted to vent because I find it funny.

People be saying "Gender is what's between your legs" while calling their car "she"

Last I checked your car doesn't have legs.