Harry Potter Is FAKE

LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO MY DOOR DRESSED AS A SHARK & I GAVE HER M&MS AND SHE SAID “THANK YOU I LOVE YOU” & HER MOM SAID “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY HAPPY HALLOWEEN” & THE LITTLE GIRL SAID “SHE GAVE ME NEMNEMS. I LOVE HER”

Lily after Snape calls her a mudblood

(Inspired by a tumblr text post. If it was me I totally would’ve punched him)

After their first date...

Fred: “Let’s just keep things light and breezy, see where it goes.”

Hermione: “But how do we keep things light and breezy? I know! A comprehensive set of rules.”

Fred: “How am I attracted to you?”

I want to write something about this now

Andromeda : I am marrying the muggle born

Andromeda : my daughter can marry whoever she wants!

*nymph comes home with remus*

Andromeda : Absolutely not ! He's a werewolf

Ted : .....

i’ve spent time on and off over the past five months trying to come up with my perfect HP Next Gen fancast, and this might not be perfect, but it sure is very close.

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Nick Robinson as James Sirius Potter

Troye Sivan as Albus Severus Potter

Elle Fanning as Lily Luna Potter

Luca Hollestelle as Rose Granger-Weasley

Skandar Keynes as Hugo Granger-Weasley

Freya Mavor as Victoire Weasley

Taissa Farmiga as Dominique Weasley

Cole Sprouse as Louis Weasley

Jacob Artist as Fred Weasley II

Alexandra Shipp as Roxanne Weasley

Ashley Benson as Augusta Longbottom

Sabrina Carpenter as Alice Longbottom II

Molly Quinn as Molly Weasley II

Georgie Henley as Lucy Weasley

Evan Peters as Teddy Lupin

Lucky Blue Smith as Scorpius Malfoy

Ok but hear me out... Sophie Hannah as nymphadora tonks

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Signs that you might be a Slytherin:

You like to take care of yourself but laziness is your best friend too. One day you have an Instagram make-up on, the next one you go to your classes in your pj’s

Not necessarily an asshole like the cliché; you don’t like injustice and don’t make fun of someone unless they deserve it

You won’t always voice your opinion, but it doesn’t make you a coward. You just know what to say, when to say it, and to whom.

The best strategy: never interrupt your enemy when they’re wrong, you might need that later

You’re this happy-go-lucky kind of person who will always make your friends laugh and be the extrovert one, when deep down you’re hiding your emotions and problems quite well

Cat person

Misunderstood. You might analyze social interactions around you because sometimes you don’t seem to fit in

People can talk shit about you but oh, one finger laid on your friends or family and they’re dead

Black eyeliner, black nail polish, black soul

Halsey (do I need to say more? She’s a genius)

Can read as much as Ravenclaw and if you really put your energy into it, you can be top of your class (but you knaaah, laziness)

Love piercings and tattoos; might have done the first one as a rebellion but then you really got into it. It’s art, to you

Shy around people you don’t know, then you become more confident

Sly smirks

Alternative rock music. Sometimes metal core when you feel like punching someone