HP Next Gen Fancast, Remade

Harry: On a scale of one to ten, you’re a nine, because I’m the one you need.

Draco: I’m a ten.

Harry: No, it’s a pickup lin-

Draco: I. Am. A. Ten.

Imagine dating me and then boom we just last forever and we’re both happy asf. Wild

Donna, about Hyde: He's a monster. Monsters don't have souls.

Jackie: Uh, have you ever seen Monsters Inc.?

Fluer: bill look away, i'm hideous

Harry: am i supposed to pretend i didn't just hear that?

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so does anyone else ever think about the level of post-war wizarding celebrity the Weasley-Potters would have had? like

this is an entire family of war heroes that also contains the chosen one, two heads of Ministry departments, the Minister for Magic herself, a professional Quidditch player and later editor at the Prophet, an extremely successful wizard entrepreneur, an international curse-breaker, an ex-Triwizard champion, and an eminent dragonologist and they definitely all hold an Order of Merlin of one class or another

you can’t tell me they weren’t featured in wizarding papers and magazines every damn week they try to avoid it but it’s no use 

trying to go to Quidditch matches or anywhere really as a family is a tricky business because of the paparazzi

eating Chocolate Frogs is a weird experience for all their kids because their family are on so many cards like ‘oh look i got Uncle Charlie again’ ‘here’s Aunt Ginny, I’m still missing Mum though’ 

Bill keeps being given Witch Weekly’s most charming smile award he’s won it like 9 times even with all his scars. one time Ron won it instead and he teased Bill about it for ages

a good portion of the people who rock up to George’s shop come not just for joke items but also to shake his hand (and later Ron’s) and pay tribute to the portrait of Fred that hangs in there 

there’s a Hermione interview in the Prophet at least twice a week. if anything vaguely significant happens ever in wizarding politics everyone wants a comment from Hermione, even if it has nothing to do with her

George loves making up wild rumours about his family members and ‘leaking’ them to the press, like when he told them Percy and Fleur were having a passionate affair (this one backfired a bit because it was shortly before Percy’s actual divorce. the public excitement and interest was nothing compared to what happened later when it got out that Percy was seeing Oliver Wood, and then there was another professional Quidditch player in the family and it just got worse)  

Harry finds it weirdly comforting that the wizarding world is now obsessed not just with him, but his extended family too - they all get it now

all the kids get hounded towards the end of the year because everyone at Hogwarts want to be invited to the Burrow (very heavily warded and impenetrable to the press) for the summer to witness the annual Weasley-Potter family Quidditch match, which is legendary  

if there’s no new gossip the magazines just put in stuff like ‘recipes from the Burrow! Molly Weasley’s favourite dishes! how to feed a family of heroes!’’ or ‘losing track? here’s the Ultimate Guide to the Weasley-Potter family!’

it’s ridiculous 

Haven’t watched since it was announced that Justin was leaving the show, but I can honestly say that I would rather them kill Alex, kill Alex AND Jo, or just write them both off the show completely than to watch them assassinate his character and make up a reason as to why he would leave his wife.

Sirius: What number am I thinking of?

James, sighing heavily: 420?

Sirius: What? Of course not! I'm not *that* immature! Someone else guess and be serious about it!

Remus: Is it 69?

Sirius: Yeah it's 69.

i just had to share liz and avan being on the front page of netflix like that. look at them legends :’)

I want to write something about this now