The Dichotomy Of Brennan Helping With Ability Score Rolls For Newer Players:

new uterine lining just dropped

Cut to:

Gorgug: would you love me if I was a worm?

Mary Anne: no

Gorgug: T_T

My commissions are open!

I will literally never be normal about them

After the events of Junior Year, Fig releases a single called "Complicated". It baffles Cig Figs fans because there was no announcement, just a quiet release. It's also very different from her usual stuff, with a more folksy vibe and only one instrument, an acoustic guitar. It's clear Fig is singing, but she's never been known to play an acoustic guitar.

The song sings of being a teenage adventurer in a world much bigger than yourself, of older men and broken dreams, of mothers and daughters, of betrayal and of new life. Another voice joins Fig's for the last chorus ("I don't want to be perfect, I just want to be complicated" (which is changed from the usual words "I wanna be perfect, but it's all so complicated")), but nobody can figure out who it is.

Fig isn't making it easier to figure out. She never plays the song live, and when asked about who the mysterious other people (the guitarist and the second vocalist) are, she just waves it off with a laugh and says that said person would rather remain anonymous.

It continues to confuse fans until one night, around the middle of Fig's set at a big concert, she tells the crowd that she's going to be doing something new, something she's never done live before.

The crowd waits in anticipation as Sandra Lynn shuffles on stage, holding a beat up old acoustic guitar, covered in paint and hand prints from her Aguefort adventuring party.

Fig introduces her mother, the inspiration for the song, and both the guitarist and the second vocalist.

And for the first time ever, "Complicated" is played live

Help i can't draw but i need to see adaine with the little frog coat (with a frog head as a hood) dancing in puddles with also tiny aelwyn. Please someone talent help me.

Some random childhood Bad kids headcanons

Riz was incredibly small, even for a goblin kit, like concerning tiny ears were so absolutely massive compared to his body. He also didn’t start walking on two legs until really late in his development.

Gorgug was taller than his parents at 2, but he was also very interested in their work and would randomly hand them tools to learn the name. He didn’t talk until he was 3 and his first word was “Tree.”

Adaine’s first word was “Aelwyn” who had been secretly coaching her to say the word. She also had a fascination with frogs from a young age, and at every chance she got, tried to look for them in puddles.

Fig didn’t trance as a kid (cus not an elf) but she didn’t say anything because she thought that this was normal. She used to try to sneak onto Baxter and get him to fly, but Baxter knew better.

Riz stunted his growth a little bit as a small child by being incredibly picky with his food. It was mostly a texture thing and even if he was starving he would refuse to eat, it brought Sklonda to tears sometimes because he was just so small and so skinny because the only thing he could keep down without gagging were basically smoothies. He still got all his vitamins though, in the form of WAY too many supplements. He forced himself to eat things he found physically gross once Pok died, mostly because he had to force himself to eat whatever they could get their hands on so it wouldnt be wasted once they went down to a single income household.

Gorgug might not have talked until he was 3 but he fully understood everyone when they were talking to him. He wasnt dumb, just quiet, and once he said his first word he was saying full sentences the same day. Wilma and Digby had to excuse themselves from the room a couple times because they were crying in releif and didnt want to freak him out.

Adaine was also a fairly quiet child but it was mostly because her parents were horrible and neglectful and didnt talk to her very often. Aelwyn did, because as small children they got along fairly well, and used to take her outside when it was raining to look for frogs in their garden. Adaine splashing in the puddles wearing her froggy raincoat while her big sister held her hand.

Fig, when she was small, once asked her mum why she tranced so much longer than the other elves she knew. Everyone else only needed four hours but she always felt awful unless she got eight. Her mum just told her that sometimes people need more and it was totally normal and changed the topic. Fig totally beleived her right up until her horns started coming in and she realised that oh, actually, i wasnt trancing i was just straight up sleeping this whole time.

fantasy high but make it high fantasy

Me who has seen every episode of every campaign watching this video:

the tea cabinet of mordred manor

I hope the next meal you eat tastes so good. I hope the next outfit you put on makes you feel super confident. I hope the next time you go to the store, you find the perfect product on sale. I hope the next sunrise and sunset you see are so beautiful that you need to take a picture. I hope the next time you fall asleep, your bed and room are the perfect temperature. I hope the next book you read has the perfect plot and ending. I hope the next call you receive delivers good news. I hope the next animal you see wants you to pet it. I hope the next time you have a headache, it will go away after a nap and maybe some Advil. I hope that thing stressing you out ends up not being bad at all. I hope the next gift you receive is exactly what you wanted. I hope the next time you’re in nature, you find the coolest rock ever. I hope the next time you try something new, you discover a new hobby. I hope all your future relationships are healthy and fulfilling. I hope the news you’ve been waiting to hear comes soon and positive. I hope you receive that apology that’s long overdue. I hope you see the worth of you and in life. I hope you see it’s not always bleak and bland. I hope you notice the little things make life worth living. I hope everything gets better from now on. I hope you realize life is worth living.

This is just on repeat in my head