Sorry But If You Think About It, The Duel In A Court Of Fey And Flowers Is Soooo Funny. Imagine You’re

sorry but if you think about it, the duel in a court of fey and flowers is soooo funny. imagine you’re watching a goblin captain and “rue’s assistant” (absolutely brutal) square up to each other before they duel. you don’t know why they’re doing this. no one does. not even the goblin. suddenly, in the middle of their fight, pillar boy makes himself known. he disrobes and a storm cloud appears over him. he’s hot and wet. no one is confused to what’s going on down there. everyone’s kinda upset before wuvvy’s like “ok fine”. they argue about the means of battle for about ten minutes, and ultimately decide wrestling (the first option posed). captain hobb manages to pin pillar boy and win, but you’re just so impressed by how slippery andhera is. like so impressed. and so is hob actually. they end on good terms? then he asks wuvvy for a reason for all this. she runs away. justice for viscountess graballba. this shit is insane. would you like some tea?

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