Please Stop Sending Me This

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When I was a kid I thought there were so many more swear words than there are. But in actuality we get like. ten before it just turns into slurs. Deep down, I’m still disappointed.

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

caitlyn wearing vi’s jacket 🙂‍↕️☝️

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The Bad Kids body count at the end of freshman year*

*I am only including living things, aka humanoids, so not constructs, elementals, skeletons, etc. If it’s sentient, it’s counted. Any counts not specified as to who it is is because it was merely goons / underlings with no name or importance

Adaine: Only 1, and it was Doreen

Fig: 2

Fabian: 5* Johnny Spells, Dayne, Penelope

Riz: 5* DJ Brains, Coach Daybreak, Dayne, and Kalvaxus

Gorgug: 3* Ragh, Dayne

Kristen: 1, Biz, but it is a technicality because it was her spirit guardians and not her herself that killed him

There is an asterisk for Dayne because technically Riz dealt the final blow, but based on narration it seemed Gorgug killed him when he split his stomach open, and all of them acted on a reaction at the exact same time, so a tie?

We have a tie! Congrats to Riz Gugkak and Fabian Aramais Seacaster for having the most kills and bloodlust of the bad kids at the end of your first year! We will resume the count when I finish rewatching sophomore year ;)

Also congrats Kristen for not killing anyone I guess lol

One of the many reasons why i love emily.

fhjy "it feels like a stretch that this thing has multiattack" 🤝 fhfy "he's not wearing any armor though?" never change emily <3

— Spoilers. Season 2, act 3 arcane. ⟡ ݁₊ .

First of all, Jinx is alive, and nobody can tell me different—end of story. I’ll post why after this (or before). Second, I CHEERED when Maddie, you know, because who does she think she is for real? Like, she actually had me heated.

Next up, I’m so happy Caitlyn and Vi are happy and safe and are living a sweet little life. It actually makes me so happy I could CRY. I can’t even explain it, but getting FREAKY in a jail cell? Oh, y’all are SLUTS—. Like, I had to click off to understand what I had just watched. I was literally in fricking shock, bro.

I’m also so sorry this is like thrown everywhere, but guys, I just am feeling so many emotions. I literally just finished this, so it’s raw emotions, like oh my god, the way Viktor and Jayce went out. They are literally so FRICKING GAY; like holy HECK! You homosexuals are so dramatic. Mel was so COOL this season; like I’m glad we got to see more of her being a Badass other than her just being a warrior's daughter. I think she deserved that title.

Arcane, the animation, to the art palettes, to the fricking characters, to the top and fricking bottom, holy heck, it was beautifully written. It was illustrated amazingly; it was gorgeous, it was heartbreaking, it was everything. This show deserves every award they could possibly earn. It was so beautiful, and I am just so honored to have even watched it.

Also, at the end, Caitlyn says something that gives off the vibe that’s like, “Our story is not over; this is just the beginning.” I have hope that they will continue Arcane, even if it’s a spinoff or a movie. I just think it’s not finished, and there are so many questions left unanswered, and they did that on purpose for only one reason, which is to somehow continue it. I pray they do because the storyline, the characters—it’s all so beautiful.

So I have HOPE! That we will somehow get a continuation very, very later lol okay ily thank you all for almost 1000 you guys are my babes. ALSO, COMMENT I WANNA HEARRRR ALL THE THEORIES AND ALL THE THOUGHTS!

— @juptology !! <3

in every incarnation that ayda lived alone and lonely there was already a meteor shower on its way through space to symbolise the love she would one day find

I hope the next meal you eat tastes so good. I hope the next outfit you put on makes you feel super confident. I hope the next time you go to the store, you find the perfect product on sale. I hope the next sunrise and sunset you see are so beautiful that you need to take a picture. I hope the next time you fall asleep, your bed and room are the perfect temperature. I hope the next book you read has the perfect plot and ending. I hope the next call you receive delivers good news. I hope the next animal you see wants you to pet it. I hope the next time you have a headache, it will go away after a nap and maybe some Advil. I hope that thing stressing you out ends up not being bad at all. I hope the next gift you receive is exactly what you wanted. I hope the next time you’re in nature, you find the coolest rock ever. I hope the next time you try something new, you discover a new hobby. I hope all your future relationships are healthy and fulfilling. I hope the news you’ve been waiting to hear comes soon and positive. I hope you receive that apology that’s long overdue. I hope you see the worth of you and in life. I hope you see it’s not always bleak and bland. I hope you notice the little things make life worth living. I hope everything gets better from now on. I hope you realize life is worth living.