Sharky Boshaw Is Canonly A Himbo And So Is Hurk And No One Can Change My Mind

Shane: you know who's gay?

farmer: who?

Shane: *at their wedding* us

What’s with all these “sexy porn chicks” bots that keep following me? Honey I simp for one man and one man alone, and his name is Sharky Boshaw.

Ant Man and the Wasp Quantumania spoilers with no context

Ant-Man Quantamania Spoilers With No Context

just a silly lil man!! doing silly lil military things!! just a tiny guy!! 

HIS LITTLE SMILE

i want this man to marry me

WOKE Metalocalypse???

MurderBI

POLYToki

SkwisPAN

ACECharles

Pickles

AbiGAY

NathQUEER

Konig COD Headcanons

Warnings: Size kink, Mentions of bullying, Violence, PTSD, Anxiety, Age Gap, and Forced Breeding

I've been meaning to write about the huge man for a while.

SFW

- Despite people saying he is 6’10 i think he’s 6’6 to 6’8

- Poor boy has PTSD not just from the bullying he was put through but also because of his time in the service, he’s been in multiple firefights

-Still has anxiety but he’s going to therapy and on medication to keep it at bay because he’s still in the service

-He has night terrors about his time in firefights and losing friends in his time in the military

-Selective Mute when not on base or around civilians

-He’s a huge softy with his s/o you’re sick? He’s got you soup. Tired? He’ll carry you to bed.

-Would be an amazing girl dad, all though there aren’t dresses he could fit into with his daughter so he sticks with getting his nails done, putting on wigs, and letting his daughter do his makeup

-If he had a son it wouldn’t be much different, he’d play with his son including cars, even making sounds to match the toy car

NSFW

-Switch

-SIZE KINK OMG, if you’re short, taller, doesn’t matter, he LOVES the visible size difference between you two

-Always horny after deployment, he takes every chance he gets as a chance for sex, washing the dishes? He’s behind you, holding your hips, and grinding against your ass. Taking a shower? He’ll sneak in behind you and force you on your knees. Wearing his shirt? Oh dear god, good luck walking normal for the next week

-He can get very rough without realizing mainly because of his size and strength but he always apologizes after, even if he didn’t hurt you

-LOVES to mark you any where possible, inner thighs, shoulders, neck, anywhere his mouth can get there is going to be marks

-BREEDING KINK he never pulls out, if you’re a male he doesn’t care, he’s going to make you hold it in, he’ll plug you up so that none of his seed is wasted, he wants to have kids and by god he’s going to have them one way or another.

-If you top him he definitely whimpers and begs sometimes even going to the point of only whimpering stuff in German such as, “Mutter..” “Bitte..” “Bitte nicht mehr” and “Bitte lass mich abspritzen..!”

Mutter - Mother

Bitte nicht mehr - please no more

Bitte lass mich abspritzen - please let me cum