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EEPY.

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

The most delicious water is the kind that tastes the way granite smells.

Who do you the eyes watching in the forest belong to?

Actually nevermind, not knowing is better

What eyes? Don't tell me you failed at the very simple instruction the sign gave you!

Memory foam? Nah son, my mattress is made out of memory loam. The rich, soft earth that never forgets who has once tread upon it.

I mean yeah I sleep face-down in the dirt. Why do you care.

this feels derivative of a beany tuesday comic but i felt it was the best way to convey this phenomenon

cannot relate to people who don't feel trapped in their own brain we are simply too different. "your brain is you" ummm no it's not? my brain is a warden enforcing my punishment for a crime i never committed and it keeps slamming its baton against the bars of my enclosure to rattle me

i love my mutuals let's hold hands an d skip around, ok?

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*