So I Had A Funny Dream The Other Night.

little guy is lost

some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo

can control the weather.

Skyrim's graphics haven't aged one bit. Still beautiful in 2024.

i'm not "undiagnosed" i'm largely headcanoned as neurodivergent but with no confirmation in canon. i hear a showrunner said something at a panel last year but it hasnt been leaked on youtube yet.

"Your Teams account needs attention" no it fucking does not, that thing is an evil and irredeemable little beast and every scrap of attention it receives is yet another step closer to me befalling my personal doom

having a vitriolic argument with a difficult person and "tip: you can meow if you don't know what to say" appears in my mind like the akira meme or perhaps green goblin

when you step in a puddle but the game says you did it wrong

i like to think i’m secretly in a tv show or book so everytime im on the verge of breaking down some 14 year old on tumblr is going “ohh the blorbo… blorbo having a bad time 2day:(“