I Really Didnt Learn A Damn Thing During Covid. I Was An Alright Student And The Second The School Closed

this feels derivative of a beany tuesday comic but i felt it was the best way to convey this phenomenon

Attractive College Student “Ready To Kill” Due To Car Alarm Going Off Outside Apartment Window

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

cannot relate to people who don't feel trapped in their own brain we are simply too different. "your brain is you" ummm no it's not? my brain is a warden enforcing my punishment for a crime i never committed and it keeps slamming its baton against the bars of my enclosure to rattle me

Watch out. There's chasms out there

YOU FOOL !! SPRINGTIME IS ENCROACHING UPON US , NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO PLANT WILDFLOWERS

GO GO GO GO

steam sale:

$4000.00 unfinished triple a game now on sale for $3999.95!

The most life changing indie game you've ever seen, usually $4.99, now on sale for $0.45

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟