Not The Twitter Migrants Putting "reblog Heavy" In Their Bios On Here... Like Yeah. That's What We Do

Mr Smirke, Although your list is clearly the best ever written with no contest, I would like to replace the names as to prevent feeding the respective entity at their mention. These are my suggested replacements

The Stuff (Buried)

The Grody (Corruption)

The Bedtime (Dark)

The Hot (Desolation)

The Sleepy (End)

The Peeper (Eye)

The Yummers (flesh)

The Zoomies (Hunt)

The Big Sad (Lonely)

The Angy (Slaughter)

The Huh (Spiral)

The Weirdo (Stranger)

The Big (Vast)

The Spooder (Web)

I’d love to hear you thoughts on this.

-A colleague

I don't have a response to this but I need everyone to see it

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

With a heavy heart, I make this statement. But on satu

struck with a shitpost idea

the annual discord fearmongering copypastas are always really fucking funny but "there are invisible ai bots in every server that you have to ban using their user id" is a new level of nonsense

Watch out. There's chasms out there

Do you love the colour of the Magnus Archives?

you can make gay people who wouldnt follow you otherwise follow you if you post about topping