Behold, The Shittiest Camera In The World. Samsung Galaxy S Prime My Ass. I’ve Managed To Get Quarter

Bendy-Beans can’t quite grasp the concept of ‘Too much belief’.

The Bendy-Beans have returned.

Along with Spiny-Boi, Monster, over here

I can’t fucking decide on his eyes. I make them the same colour as his face and they don’t look right. I make them white and they make the teeth look weird. I make them dark yellow and they look wrong. Light yellow is like the only good middle ground and I still can’t get it right.

O shit. A Draggo.

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1, First of all, I apologize for the shitty ass quality of the bottom image. I was way too zoomed in when I drew it and I wanted to make Andradite (the orange one) smaller than Garnet, and when I zoomed out I realized that I drew the image WAY TO SMALL but when I enlarged it all went to shit. So there’s my excuse but anyway.

2, I made a bell pepper. I seem to have gotten attached to Lil’ Leggy, considering Navy is a tiny backstabbing strawberry. Leggy, on the other hand, was just kinda being dragged around by a child leash, or a regular dog leash if Navy was on the other end presumably. She wasn’t aggressive, or angry, or mean, she was just a cautious confused little tomato doddling behind everyone else and immediately struck me as probably being very skittish and easily spooked.

And Padparadscha is just a clueless fuzzy little peach.

3, My demon immediately presented me with the idea that IF they were to fuse, not only would they be exactly too much adorable but what if their negatives canceled out? Two wrongs make a right? Not like they suddenly had Future Vision or perfect abilities but like.. they were hyperaware of their situation and everything around them at that exact present. They wouldn’t be able to foresee a rock about to belt them in the back of the head but they could sense it a second or two before it did and catch it right before impact. They’d have a ridiculously good and accurate understanding of everything happening around them, probably be able to multitask, answer questions, figure out puzzles, problems, and riddles quickly and accurately all the while being absolutely clueless as to how and why. If you asked them a question or presented them with a problem they’d just blurt out the answer without trying or hardly thinking about it. But they’d still have to learn everything first, so they’d kind of just be like a child, following Garnet around constantly, learning things and showing anything within an arms reach to her and asking about it.

4, I had this idea that Garnet would kind of adopt the entire pack of Rubies, almost like her children, and just become the Alpha Ruby inadvertently. And just slowly but surely, and not even intentionally, end up with a pack of Garnets or Garnet like gems, including Rhodonite and still be the Alpha Garnet herself, given she’d be the oldest one and probably the most mature. She’d end up like an accidental mother to a pack of wild and absurdly out of control child-like Garnets and be HAPPY with it because she’d be surrounded by concentual fusions, and It’d be a gotdamn dream.

And a fucking nightmare for everyone else ESPECIALLY enemies. Imagine being an asshole homeworld gem and just stumbling across a pack of 6 Garnets 4 of them borderline out of control children all ready for their cue to kick some ass.

COULD YOU IMAGINE A SUGALITE FORMED FROM THE FAMETHYST AND THAT? COULD YOU?

Anyway, have an Andradite Garnet. I have no fucking idea if I’ll ever draw her again or actually improve on her design, I’m just happy I managed to not only find an appropriate gem for her but to even be able to draw anything remotely human looking in the first place.

A tyrannosaurus but the arm and leg proportions are switched

As serious as this is.. "do not pass go, do not collect a hundred dollars." priceless.

TO ANYONE CHATTING TO SOMEONE ONLINE

If you are considering meeting up with someone online use this trick identify who really are who they claim to be:

1. Ask them to Skype 2. If they refuse or can’t for some reason ask for a current selfie 3. If they also refuse or can’t do not meet up with them 4. If they provide one ask them to send another with them holding 3 fingers up 5. If they refuse read step 3 6. If they provide a selfie where they show 3 fingers they are probably for real

(If you’re still unconvinced try again with them drawing something in their hand)

I SAY THIS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY please spread this message as more and more young people are lured out into situations where they get kidnapped because they weren’t 100% sure the person they were talking to was real.

HOW TO REPORT POTENTIAL SUICIDE ON TUMBLR

okay guys, ary ( @skishenanigans ) has me really worried.

tumblr has a feature where you can report a user suspected of wanting to take their own life and will do their best to track their ip and roll out authorities to make sure they are okay. you can help ary by doing the following:

1. go onto her blog and see the last post she made. at the bottom there will be a little plane lookin arrow. click it

2. once you have clicked it a like of options to “share” the post should pop up. you want to click the flag that says “report”

3. next, three options will appear. click “report something else”

4. a page with several options for violations will appear. click “self-harm”

5. tumblr will ask if this user is in immediate danger. no one has heard from ary for a couple of days. click “yes”

6. tumblr will then ask you for your name and to verify you are a real person. once you have done that, submit the form

He will wait as long as he needs to damnit.

Monster very much likes head pats so much yes sir.