Lucas-stardust - Stardust

Me: What if I’m just faking my chronic pain? Maybe I should test it.

*moves hip in just the wrong way, screams in pain*

Me: Nope, definitely not faking it. Also, I should stop doing that.

*five minutes later*

Me: ….

Me: But what if I’m faking-

I love The Golden Girls.

Wednesday: Mark my words, Tanaka. I’ll get my revenge on you. Maybe not today or tomorrow. But when you least expect it.

Yoko nervous: Oh god.

-A few weeks later-

Enid runs into a desheveled Yoko in the hallway

Enid: Oh my god, Yoko. Are you okay? I haven’t seen you around, what’s up?

Yoko: Wednesday is gonna get back at me for what I did. I don’t know what or how but I haven’t been able to sleep for almost a month.

Enid: Uh Yoko I think-

Yoko runs away: I gotta go!!!!!

-In the room-

Enid: Wends? Are you ever going to get your revenge on Yoko?

Wednesday at her typewriter: I already have.

Wednesday looks back at Enid with an evil grin

Enid: Oh my god Wednesday!

Wednesday: Just a few more days okay? I just want her to suffer a little bit longer.

Has this been done yet guys

Wednesday: If I die during the operation, will you do one thing for me?

Enid: Anything sweetheart

Wednesday: Blow up the hospital

Enid:

Enid: Well, I said I'd do it, so I guess I'll have to

*sees two emotionally fucked up people who should be in therapy* what if they kissed