Don’t be a pedophile, or I will ask you to unfollow me UwU
hi uh this is just a psa
IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS
PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!
IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!
BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!
Victory Road: Go battle lots of trainers with your friend as you both work to improve yourselves and reach your full potential!
Starfall Street: Help out Penny as you teach some no-good bullies that school is totally cool!
Path of Legends: Arven's dog is dying
What mons are Irida and Adaman in the Centaur au? Irida's probably something from the icelands, maybe an abomasnow or lucario, and Adaman would probably be something from the Mirelands (my heart says Yanmega or Rhydon or maybe Whiscash?)
i spent like thirty minutes trying to pick hisuian pokemon for this before i remembered i made lian a mudbray and that it’s my au i have the power to conveniently over or underthink it when i feel like it
anyways, these guys!
is for me?
Scars
(Based on a headcanon that scars from wild pokemon are common in Hisui)
What if Emmet inexplicably appears in Hisui and he’s found passed out in the Crimson Mirelands by the Diamond Clan? Who assume that he’s Ingo because… well they’re identical twins.
So Adaman goes to Irida and informs her that they found her warden.
“Don’t worry,” he says, “Ingo is recovering back at the Diamond Settlement. We think he ran into a horde of Paras. You know how vicious those little guys can be.”
At this Irida is very confused, because she was just talking with Ingo two minutes ago at the training grounds, and he is doing just fine.
…so they come to the most logical conclusion.
It must be a Zoroark disguised as Ingo!
This explanation seems to make a lot of sense to Adaman. It would explain why the coat was white instead of black. Sometimes Zoroark make mistakes when they transform into people.
So they call in Akari because why wouldn’t they? She’s usually called in for things like this. They lead her to the tent they have Emmet in and tell her that they think there’s a Zoroark disguised as a human in this tent, and they want her to break its disguise.
As soon as she steps into the tent she knows he isn’t a Zoroark. Ingo’s mentioned remembering someone who looks like him, and you can’t really get any more alike than this. Other than the clothes and the fact that he’s actually smiling, they’re identical!
But they want her to prove it, so, sighing and thinking of the poor Sudowoodo that she doused with a water pulse several months ago, she pulls out an empty pokeball and lobs it at him.
He catches the first one inches from his face (With admiration: “Whoa! Nice arm! Are you trying to take my eye out?”) The next one lands squarely on the top of his head and bounces off without opening.
While Emmet clutches his head and spits expletives because OW, she wasn’t exactly trying to be gentle, Akari turns to Adaman.
“See? If he was a Zoroark, the pokeball would have at least opened. Besides, do you really think a Zoroark would know that many curse words?”
“A Zoroark? Of course I’m not a Zoroark,” Emmet says, shaking his head. “I am Emmet. I’m looking for my twin brother, Ingo. Do you know where I can find him?”
My arena team
Leon: Ew, what type of tea is this?
Steven: Oh, I just boiled some Gatorade.
Adaman and Leafeon <3
game freak makes their pokemon trainers unnecessarily attractive
adaman? hot
raihan? nessa? hot
Leon? Piers? hot
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
Me, hearing any mention of DreamXD: