The Fae Smiled, Sharply: “Give Me Your Name, Child.”

LAIOS OH NO

I never ever considered that this would happen

I respect lilo so so much, she's such a little cutie, but laios is literally so autistic that if he could abandon everything to become a Littol Guy he would

QUARTERFINALS

The robes are hanging on for dear life

You know what fantasy stories don't use enough? Different measuring scales, and confusion caused by them. Because before the metric system, practically every place and culture had their own measures for weights, lengths and distances. It would be fun to add that into a story for added realistic cultural confusion.

The average dwarf is four or five feet tall, but not in human measures. Yeah they're still shorter than humans but the dwarf foot (and the namesake measure of length) is bigger in proportion to their body. "Is that in dwarf feet or human feet?" is a common question to hear on construction sites, wherever human carpenters and dwarf masons are working together.

A dedicated local Common Misconception Historian has a pet peeve about the whole "princess Featherblade was only 12 years old when she led the attack on Marshland Halls" -myth, because the historical recordings on the human side are off. While she was remarkably young, that myth came about back in the day when humans were still trying to apply "dog years" to elves, and in an elven life span, 120 years is not a direct equivalent to a 12-year-old human.

A whole culture whose smallest unit of weight loosely translates to "about as much as an apple", and varies from region to region depending on the size of local apples. These people are famed for their alchemists, whose uncanny ability to simply measure their ingredients by heart, making their recipes essentially impossible to replicate. This famed skill is a matter of survivor bias - the ones that don't have that knack ten to explode into fine mist.

I need to reblog

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

By observing this rabbit you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not observing this rabbit on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information and belief this rabbit will not be seen through the eyes of Anish Kapoor.

*screams* ♡♡♡♡♡

*sweats* ha.. is it. is it hot in here? or is it just me? *sweats harder, pulls at collar* ha, ha.. you're sexy.

i think it's just you my love, you really light up the room and light sources tend to be pretty hot ;3

18 month old walked up to me during my lunch break, climbed into the chair beside me, and began monologuing in the most articulate and confident gibberish I’ve ever heard

little guy had things to SAY

*･゜ﾟ･*｡*･ hcs ･*｡*･゜ﾟ･* // key.

index > hcs > ua > ship-related hcs

☐ holding Katsuki’s hand grounds him (bakubowl) ⚠️✨

☐ Neito didn’t mean to use Tomura’s quirk (monoshin, kinda) ⚠️

☐ Deku loves wearing dresses (dekubowl)

☐ Class 1A visits the Yaoyorozu estate (kirikami, todobakudeku, tsuchako)

☐ domestic todokiribakudeku cooking (todokiribakudeku)

☐ todokami body swap (todokamibowl)

☐ todobaku wearing heels (todokiribakudeku)

☐ bakudeku are drawn to each other’s colours (bakudeku)

☐ mostly deaf Katsuki and mute Izuku meet partially-blind Shouto (todobakudeku) 🌶 [only for part 2] ✨

☐ Izuku, Eijirou, Shouto and Katsuki as co-parenting dads (todokiribakudeku)

☐ if Deku was part of the rich kid squad (side ochakobowl)

☐ Eri likes to mimic her heroes (side monoshin, todokami) ✨

☐ trans pastel goth Yuuga (tokoyama)

// back to index. // back to hcs.

Be DFO true or not, the utter lack of Midoriya Hisashi in BNHA is just goddamn weird.

It would be one thing if BNHA was a series where we rarely see parents or they rarely had major roles. However, that's not the case. Not in the slightest. Obviously there's the Todofam everything. We've seen both of Bakugou's parents. We've seen maternal grandparents in the cases of both Shigaraki and the Todorokis. We've seen the parents of secondary and tertiary characters.

But we haven't seen the father of the protagonist a single time?

It's made all the more weird because Hisashi is supposedly alive, yet also Inko never seems to speak with her husband. Every single major parental decision in Izuku's life that we've seen as of him being at UA? She's the only one making them. You'd imagine something as important as say, potentially yanking your kid out of his high school would be something you'd discuss with your husband, but no indication that happened (like say her making a comment about needing to tell Hisashi she'd changed her mind after speaking with All Might). We've got no pictures of him in the apartment. Izuku, when thinking about people he cares about at one point includes goddamn Endeavor, but not his own father. When he almost dies he thinks of his mom and All Might, but not his father.

And Izuku does latch onto like, any adult man who seems to show vaguely paternal or mentor...feelings(?) towards him. Dadmight is a trope for a reason. He treats Gran Torino as a borderline grandparent figure (which speaking of, where are Izuku's grandparents? Though that long term could be revealed to be a result of the Quirkless diagnosis, that they cut Inko and Izuku out of their lives). Again, does actually weirdly latch onto Endeavor more than you'd expect (which is to say, at all) .Like that could simply be a result of Hisashi being overseas and a non-entity in Izuku's life.

So like...why is that? What is going on with Midoriya Hisashi that Horikoshi won't even reference him properly in the manga, just in like outside stuff (including a comment at one point about how Hisashi would be revealed, rather than introduced which is an...interesting word choice.) Does he eventually plan on revealing that Hisashi all but walked out on the family due to Izuku's Quirklessness, only sending them back money? Does he plan on DFO? Is there something else? Am I overthinking shit because it's almost 2am and my brain won't shut up?