You're 22 Your Life Is Just Be-ENDING! Because Its OVER! You're FUCKED!!!!

does anyone have any more posts in this style? I'm making a collection

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

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ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

stop groping my tits while im doing my villainess monologue

BREAKING: Stuart Little shot dead by homophobic father after being caught licking peanut butter off Remy the rat's balls