Scout: I always keep a bat by my bed.
Spy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Sniper: I sleep with a knife.
Medic: Ho ho ho, the three of you are pathetic.
Scout: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Medic: Heavy.
Shaun is never escaping those “I fucked your mom” jokes
dapper lads
It took a while for me to finally admit to myself that they’re my type, but I love me some Charthur. Especially because maybe their romance just can never happen and that’s what hurts the most.
bringing this meme back, just for ascended astarion
eagle flies
Hi! i'm looking for someone who would like to write for different fandoms, i'm ok with au's/crossovers and all that as long as we discuss it a bit beforehand lol. I've been rping for 8 years and i write in third person, i like making my replies as long and detailed as possible but don't force yourself to match the lenght if you can't <3 i usually rp on Discord, i'll dm it to you! MINORS DNI! i'm fine with shipping M/M F/F M/F, Oc's and canon charachters are fine. Here's a list of fandoms i'm looking to rp in! -Elden ring -Resident Evil -Mortal Kombat 1 -Blooborne -Genshin Impact -Honkai Star Rail -Cyberpunk2077 -Devil may cry -Bayonetta -Fallout (New vegas and fo4) -Skyrim -Baldur's gate 3 -Dragon age inquisition -Telltale, the walking dead -40K (I don't know THAT much about it yet tho) -Silent Hill 2 I enjoy darker topics but i'm okay with almost anything as long as we discuss it beforehand. I like interacting with people outside of roleplay, feel free to spam me whenever you like, send me HC's,Playlists,Aesthetics,Art whatever you like. Hope to hear from all you lovely people soon <3
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