“I had a beautiful dream...”
(stanley uris x reader smut)
requested: hi bb teasing stan like cuddling w underwear at first fluffy shit and then you shake your ass at him and he is just a sucker for you with smut hehe 🐸 + can you write a dom stanley smut? where he dirty talks to reader and its like really dirty and ksajlda yeah lol sorry i don’t mean to be annoying
warning: smut, unprotected sex, dom stan, fingering, oral (male and fem receiving), stan is rly into dirty talk in this, cumplay SORRY, this escalates kinda quickly oops sorry, unedited
[losers + reader are 20+ in this]
1.8k words
sorry i didn’t know what to call this and it got a lot dirtier than its intent but i hope u guys like! sorry to make u guys wait anons :)
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it was unlike stanley to nap in the afternoons. in fact, you can’t remember the last time he did, but he’s sleeping soundly behind you as you take off your necklace.
you sigh, watching his face as he sleeps, his chest rising and falling with deep breaths and his bare skin glowing. you feel so at peace, breathing in the scent of his room and how incredible he is.
you love him.
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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
Oh my God Jacobs so damn hot. Fuck me in that bathroom, pull my hair as we make out upstairs at a family party, tug on my skirt, nip my earlobe, leave the straw of my drink purposely coated in your saliva so I have to suck it off as I take a sip, hug me from behind and press your hips to my bum. Do it all at a family party. Just ugh😩 Everything! Do everything to me! Sweet, sexy, nasty, loving I don’t care I literally want it all!–⛈
BRO IM-
retweet to all of those things
i just know that making out with him would be>>>
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Pairing: SugarDaddy!Stan Uris x Reader (21+)
Warnings: Fluff, some language, alcohol, mention of sex, mention of a Sugar Daddy kind of relationship, also mention of unprotected sex, an implicit breeding kink and unplanned pregnancy
A/n: I know it’s Stanley again, I’m sorry. The man just won’t go away from my thoughts and people were talking about this concept at @soulwillower asks the other day so EXCUSE ME, I do be simping over it
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Stan and you met at a bar once
You entered the place with a couple of college friends alongside you
And he knew you were going to be his the moment he first laid his eyes on you, over his whiskey glass, while his friend Eddie talked about issues involving the company they worked for
You were the quieter among the other girls ordering beers by the counter
And you ordered a dry martini, what made him smirk from distance
He didn’t hesitate approaching you the moment your friends left for the bathroom
And you let him buy you a drink because he had the smoothest voice you’ve ever heard
And the rest is history
It all ended up with an “informal relationship” between the two of you
Or, more explicitly, he was your sugar daddy
He was in his early forties, although he had the minimum grayish strands through his curls
And you on your twenties, fresh out of college
You had your loft, he had his apartment, but you’d regularly sleep at each other’s places
He liked spoiling you, yes, but you knew it was not the top of the game for you
Neither was the amazing sex, although it always made you sore and smiley the next day
Things went like that for almost a year when what happened, happened
You found yourself at your bathroom, looking at a pee-stick
You’d call that devilish little thing like that
Because it had two strong blue marks popping at you
And you were already feeling sick of your stomach, but that made you throw up again right away
You were absolutely not ready
Too young, too unprepared, too everything-that-for-sure-wouldn’t-go-with-that-situation
And you just didn’t know how to tell Stan he was going to be a daddy
A real daddy
So you ended up mumbling it when he came home later, after his job
He had rolled up sleeves and a loosen tie
Bringing you Wendy’s because he felt you down lately and that was his “princess’ favorite, in spite of being pure crap”
He always said that like he didn’t ate a whole pack of fries in a blink
And you mumbled the news while he was putting the bags down onto your counter
“You’re... What?”
He didn’t sound angry, but you couldn’t judge how he looked like because you couldn’t see his face
“I’m pregnant”
He remained silent for a while and you froze in time
That was absolutely not meant to be
Yes, he most of the time came inside of you because you both liked it that way
He was just crazy about filling you up with a part of him
But not like that
“I swear I took all the pills right, Stan, I don-“
But you were cut off by his lips on yours
It was a passionate kiss that sent goosebumps up your spine and warmed you from the inside
Cause you knew he was an amazing man, but this was not in the game
And you really feared he would leave you or something
But he didn’t
He took you in his arms and kissed you for a long moment
And when he pulled away, his hands on your cheeks, he looked down at you in awe
With a big smile on his face
“Say it again, babylove. For God’s sake, say it again.”
You chuckled and did, relieved tears sparkling in your eyes when he hugged you tightly against his chest
And you kept smiling alone as you set the small table for two while he took a shower
And the two of you kept smiling through the Wendy’s dinner, talking about setting up the doctors appointments and all the stuff that needed to be rearranged
And later you were laying down on the couch, between his legs, back against his chest
His fingers running through your hair and massaging your scalp
“Maybe now you’ll move in with me?” he asked
Your eyelids felt heavy after the adrenaline peak from earlier, but you smirked
He already asked you for that, a couple times and more implicit ways, but you always denied, deeply afraid of changes
But now it was there, inside you, tinier than a bean
“Yeah, maybe I will”
And you knew he smiled, chin resting on the top of your head
Stan’s other hand left its spot on your thigh and rested on your lower belly
And you couldn’t help to let yours rest on his, distractedly, while you two watched the comedy show of one of his friends
“Oh, God, eleven out of ten words he says are ‘fuck’”
“Yeah, Richie is never meeting our baby girl.”
“It’s a girl, then?” Your grinned
“Of course it’s a girl.”
Love all the pics, but we’ve seen plenty bill and eddie pics. Where are the risky/cute reddie and stenbrough pics????? All of you should give us your fave stenbrough/reddie pics!!! (Please ?)
Richie and Eddie: A summary
- Ben
dylan o’brien: teen wolf reunion
Toronto Off-Duty Officer and Brother Given Slap On The Wrist After Blinding Young Man
Ontario Superior Court Judge Joseph Di Luca delivered a verdict today in the case of an off-duty Toronto police officer and his brother, Const. Michael Theriault and Christian Theriault, who were accused of beating Dafonte Miller on December 28, 2016.
During the trial, Miller, 19 at the time of the incident, told the court that more than three years ago, in the early hours of the morning, he was walking with his friends in Whitby, Ontario when two men standing in a garage began questioning him. Miller said the two men started to chase him between homes before they eventually began beating him. He said Michael used a metal pipe, while Christian used his hands and feet.
According to Miller’s lawyers, his left eye was entirely dislodged and split into four, leading him to lose his ability to see out of this eye entirely and he also had trouble seeing out of his right eye. He also suffered injuries including a broken orbital bone, bruised ribs, broken nose and a fractured wrist.
.In a virtual court proceeding Friday morning, the judge found Michael Theriault guilty of assault, but not aggravated assault.
He was also found not guilty of attempting to obstruct justice in connection to the case. Christian Theriault, meanwhile, was found not guilty on both counts.
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i just realized jacob barber is a leo and now it all makes sense
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A year ago today (June 26, 2019), I posted the first fic for this account! This blog has come a long way and I’ve loved every moment of it :)
Since then, I’ve written 433 fics, earned 1557 lovely supporters, and gained a handful of absolutely wonderful friends! Here are some amazing people I have to thank for inspiring and supporting me through it all:
@myriadimagines @lotsoffandomimagines @alwaysananglophile @emcon-imagines @clarkimagines @imaginesbymk @johnnyshellby @cactiem @locke-writes @imaginesbyella @swanimagines @tiannawashere @queen-destenie @emmacata @captainshazamerica @gruffle1 @wolfish-willow @loversclwb @spycii @multifandomdoodles121 @fallingstar95 @furiouspockettoad @writerdream22
To everyone above and all of my amazing followers, I couldn’t have done it without you! You’ve shown so much kindness and love and I hope I can return the favor. Over this past year, you all have kept me motivated and I could not be more grateful for you. Whether we interact or not, I do notice so many of you that pop up in my notes and each time I do, my heart gets really happy! So again, thank you for sticking with me! (and seriously, I see all your comments and tags, thank you for everything <3)
In celebration of this blog’s anniversary, I have another event set up! Stay tuned for the announcement coming up soon 💖
The multi-millionaire celebrities have landed in hot waters after speculations broke out about the Global Brand Group that represents them, cancelling orders and firing workers in Bangladesh and Los Angeles without paying them.
The Los Angeles factory in question has so far impacted up to 50,000 women who are also ineligible for government assistance due to their immigration status.
Not only has Kylie stayed quiet but she’s now gone so far as to delete comments and threaten the person that first brought attention to this
WHAT LMAOAOA
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eddie is so full of love and gentle and caring and wants to help everyone as best he can. he loves his friends so much and wants to protect them at all costs. but he also gets angry sometimes. he gets angry at henry bowers pulling a knife and cutting open ben hanscom, a friend he’s only had for a few minutes but would already do anything for. he gets angry at greta bowie for calling beverly horrible things he wishes he could wipe from the world forever. he gets angry at his mother, at her telling him he’s weak and sickly and oh eddiebear, stay away from those dirty boys, those dirty boys will get you sick. he gets angry at the injustices of the world, at the hate and filth trapped in the darkest cracks of derry and reaching out to grab at them when they make the mistake of getting too comfortable. he gets so angry sometimes, and he wishes he could scream and cry and scrub the hate away. he wishes that with all the frustration stored in his small body he could create a bubble around his friends to keep the violence and words and anger away from them, to protect the ones he loves. he wishes that one day he could trust that he is brave enough to stand up to all of them, the henry bowers and greta bowies and his mothers of the world, to show them that they’re wrong and cruel and hateful, to fight back against them.
eddie is so full of love. he is a lover. but he is also a fighter.
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Someone’s trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying
as alot of you may know alex my partner, me and them made a deal;
please get this notes you guys know how much i love and need them
Do you know all those posts out here about being supportive of young artists and being careful with how you talk to them about their art? Or just appreciating fanart in general and not being a total asshole?
That doesn’t exist for fanfic writers.
I am so freaking tired of seeing posts talking about “what a pain it is to rake through shitty fanfic” and memes about “shitty fanfic existing in abundance” , “shitty fanfic being the only fics that update regularly”, “popular pairings having a ton of fanfic but only a few good ones”, and all this crappy attitude towards fanfics that may not be that eloquent or fandom famous.
Don’t be an asshole. Everyone needs to start somewhere. Maybe in a few years these writers will improve and make much better fanfic. Even if they don’t, they are doing something they love and should not be freaking criticized for it. Keep your ranting and opinions about “shitty fanfic” to yourself. You’re making a majority of fanfic writers feel self-conscious, unmotivated, and even more unappreciated.
Days like ‘fanfic writer appreciation day’ are super nice, but ultimately fall short unless we fix this horrid attitude fandoms have towards fanfic.
zodiac: aquarius
heighth: 5’3 😌
last movie i watched: probably when i rewatcched shazam a week ago
last thing i googled: myflixer cause im poor
song stuck in my head: monster by nicki minaj, kanye west, JAY-Z, rick ross and bon iver
other blogs: idk it was probably called like roses or something
followers: 47 💕
following: 87
do i get asks: im not very active on my blog so no
amount of sleep: 6-5 hours
lucky number: dont have one
what im wearing: my school uniform
dream job: i would LOVE to make music, not the singing but the beats!! working in a studio
dream trip: definitely to jamaca :)
favourite food: any type of stirfry
instruments i play: girls hearts 😺😛
languages: english and i speak some german and wiradjuri, which is my towns language :))
favourite songs: mr brightside by the killers, wish you were sober by conan gray, emo boy by miss ayesha and many more
tags: @dickology64 @seamlessly-dreaming
@raointean tagged me in a thing:
Zodiac sign: Taurus. And may I add that co-star’s full sign chart kicks ass.
Height: 5′6′‘
Last movie I saw: …..before Maleficent: Mistress of Evil? (Because I’m watching that right now. Again. 😇
Last thing I googled: ….angel emoji.
Song stuck in my head: Savior by Rise Against
Other blogs: Do you really wanna know about the roleplay blogs I’ve basically abandoned in my New Fandom Haze? (Or the Professional Work Blog depression shoved on the backburner?)
Following: 82
Followers: 261
Do I get asks: Since I started writing fic, yeah. You guys really like Cass, and I’m glad.
Amount of sleep: usually ~six hours. I could be a Monster Energy spokesmoron.
Lucky number: 13 (because it genuinely is)
What I’m wearing: grey dudes’ board shorts (no I don’t call them my Borra shorts now, what?) and my Maleficent: Mistress of Evil tee shirt. As well as a pair of antelope horns and a bee friendship necklace. (I’m gonna go out to get the mail and the neighbors are gonna have an episode.)
Dream job: I got a Bachelor of Arts - with honors - so I could sit out a pandemic writing fanfiction, and if that’s not the dream, I don’t know what is. (I’ll publish my Actual Manuscripts eventually.)
Dream trip: Interdimensional travel. But, short of that, I want to do the full Dracula tour in Romania at Halloween. I’ll have to go on a road trip first, though; national parks and House on the Rock (, Wisconsin).
Favorite food: Sanfrantello’s tiramisu.
Instruments I play: Incoherent Gutteral Screaming At Metal Concerts
Languages: I’m a native English speaker also, took….four? years of Spanish and a year of Latin. Absolutely no recollection of the Latin. Can still do basic conversation in Spanish if I give myself several minutes to buffer by listening to other people speak first, though, and that’s not a guarantee. Kinda wanted to learn Romanian this year. That’s not gonna happen.
Favorite songs: Just take the whole playlist.
I’m tagging @squishy-jellyfish, @faro-en-la-distancia, @deathonyourtongue, @swim-reaper
For those who don’t know, Rayshard Brooks, 27 yr old father of, was shot and killed by an Atlanta police officer at a Wendy’s parking lot in Atlanta Friday night.
In the video, Mr. Brooks is seen calmly and politely speaking with Officers after falling asleep at a Wendys parking lot because he said he was “Too intoxicated to drive.” The officers could have done the right thing and stayed with him until someone picked him up, allowed him to walk to his home (which he offered to do) or even offered him a ride home, but instead they decided to escalate the situation and kill him.
Source / Source / Full Video
Bill Denbrough is that kid who straight up forgets his full name when the substitute teacher calls for a 'William'
The universe is making a way for you. ✨
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
shes here again fuck me
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
okay so 😳
bev definitely gets jealous very easily
since it's the early - mid 90's, same sex relationships aren't very common
and since you don't look like the typical 'gay girl'
you get a lot of guys all up in yo bussiness
which makes beverly very protective over you and jealous.
you guys are hanging out with your friends at a graduation party
and not many people know you're dating.
dating a girl to be more specific.
so a couple of guys try to flirt with you
and you try to shut them down as soon as they stop talking
but beverly comes in looking
MAD.
"hey, can i borrow her for a second? thanks."
you were gone for a lot longer than a second.
she brought you home
and you were really glad you got away from that situation
until you saw the look on bev's face.
she started kissing you.
roughly but passionately ??
she's sitting you down on your bed and she's on your lap.
she starts kissing your neck as you lay back.
"mine. all mine."
oh
now you get it.
she's starting to go down your body and your just breathing really heavily and
w h i m p e r i n g.
woah, where did your clothes go?
after you finish, she just kisses you over and over.
jealous cuddles 😠✨
If you’re reading this, put on your headphones and listen to any upbeat bop and just dance. I’m begging you just do it.
I don’t even remember the last time I danced and sang around the house but just do it because when was the last time you danced it out ya know?
Just put on a 2000s best hits soundtrack and go crazy.