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Which Baby Are You?

JANUARY BABY

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

FEBRUARY BABY

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

MARCH BABY

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

APRIL BABY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

MAY BABY

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.

JUNE BABY

You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

JULY BABY

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

AUGUST BABY

Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

SEPTEMBER BABY

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

OCTOBER BABY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

NOVEMBER BABY

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.

DECEMBER BABY

This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

i am begging someone to draw richie wearing this

imagine: 20 years from now the newest It remake, It 2040, has just been announced and the first installment takes place in 2009. georgie gets kidnapped by pennywise after he accidentally drops his nintendo ds into the sewer. all of the losers club members have bowl cuts, including bev, and their wardrobe is strictly band t-shirts. bill's bike, silver, is now a razor scooter. ben has to hide his secret love for the jonas brothers, but bev finds out when she looks through his ipod shuffle. there is an aim group chat montage every fifteen minutes. richie and eddie finally get together, but only because they said "no homo" first

Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal's social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.

Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(

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jealous sex with beverly marsh hcs (gxg)

okay so 😳

bev definitely gets jealous very easily

since it's the early - mid 90's, same sex relationships aren't very common

and since you don't look like the typical 'gay girl'

you get a lot of guys all up in yo bussiness

which makes beverly very protective over you and jealous.

you guys are hanging out with your friends at a graduation party

and not many people know you're dating.

dating a girl to be more specific.

so a couple of guys try to flirt with you

and you try to shut them down as soon as they stop talking

but beverly comes in looking

MAD.

"hey, can i borrow her for a second? thanks."

you were gone for a lot longer than a second.

she brought you home

and you were really glad you got away from that situation

until you saw the look on bev's face.

she started kissing you.

roughly but passionately ??

she's sitting you down on your bed and she's on your lap.

she starts kissing your neck as you lay back.

"mine. all mine."

oh

now you get it.

she's starting to go down your body and your just breathing really heavily and

w h i m p e r i n g.

woah, where did your clothes go?

after you finish, she just kisses you over and over.

jealous cuddles 😠✨

what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland

the talent! 💞

I will always love you part 1/3 (Teen dad Richie)

Pairing: Richie and reader 

Summary: You and Richie have a baby at 16 and 17

Warnings: swearing, angst(not really)

Finding out yourself wasn’t super bad. Beverly was there when you found out and when you got kicked out. The panic attacks came when you decided that your boyfriend Richie should know. You decided to write him a letter because your mouth couldn’t possibly form the words to tell him. You waited two weeks to even be face to face with him. You avoided him at school, after, and before school. He would text you but you’d just ignore them or give him short answers. You drove to his that was across derry from Bev’s house. You sat in the car trying to figure out how you would give him the letter and after about an hour of endless thinking you got out of your car and knocked on the door. Maggie, Richies mom, answered the door smiling. 

“Hey Y/N”, she said welcoming you in, “Richie is upstairs in his room.” You smiled at her and and walked up the stairs, you made it to his door and slowly opened it. Richie was on his computer so he assumed it was Maggie checking in on him. “Hey mom-“ he turned and looked at you and stood up. “Hey…where’ve you been? I haven’t been able to reach you. I swear if Henry or your dad did something-“ You shook your head and wiped your tears. 

“I wrote a letter explaining it all, but now that I’m here I’d rather just tell you.” 

Richie sat down on his bed and patted the spot next to him, you sat down and he went and closed his door before sitting back down next to you. He grabbed your hand letting you know it was okay to tell him. “Okay so maybe about two weeks ago when I had the flu, I realized that I had stopped taking the pill because I reacted badly to them. Before I could switch to something else we-“ Richie cut you off “We went to the quarry and had unprotected sex…baby are you trying to tell me that your….“ You started to cry before nodding, 

“I’m pregnant and my parents kicked me out.” Richie knelt in front of you and rubbed your arms. “Hey you can live here. My mom will be supportive, I know it.” You nodded and kept your eyes on the floor because you were scared. You knew you wanted to go through with having the baby, but you were still terrified of everything that came with having the baby. Richie was junior, he had a car and a really two nice jobs at the movie theatre/ arcade and as a tutor. The arcade owner pays him nicely because the he adores Richie. Richie also was a straight A student so of course he’d tutor underclassmen struggling with geometry. You just didn’t want all the heavy stuff falling onto him. You wanted to split the expenses and make sure he could stay in school. You know that he has a future. He has colleges already looking at his grades and emailing him about applying. 

Richie lifted your chin so you’d be looking at him. “My love, I support your decision. I will be here for you and this baby. There’s no one I’d rather do it with.” After about a week you decided to tell Maggie the reason you were living in her house. She ended up going to your parents to see if they would transfer your address to the Tozier residence, they agreed so you and Richie packed up all your things and you moved in. At the next losers club kickback Bev and Richie helped you tell them. Mike was like your big brother so he was super supportive. 

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You were about 9 months now, thinking about how you told everybody seemed like it happened yesterday. You were sat on the floor of the unfinished nursery organizing things while Richie painted and put things together. Maggie helped you fold onesies and organize bottles and stuff like that. Since you were on the younger side the pregnancy took a toll on your body. You and Richie found out you were having a girl at your gender reveal party that took place a few weeks ago. Although your parents are still set on keeping you out of the house your mom still calls you just to make sure you’re doing okay. You honestly liked talking to her about baby stuff. She gave you a few tips and dropped stuff when she could. It was mostly your fathers decision to kicking you out so your mother had to sneak around him to talk to you. You stood up and Richie looked back at you. 

“Where you going babe?” He pushed up his glasses and smiled. “I’m just going to the kitchen, I’m hungry Rich.” 

He got down from the step stool and took you into his room. “Let me take you out, one of our last nights completely alone.” You nodded before feeling a wave of pain in your abdomen. You just told Richie it was Braxton Hicks because you thought they were. But when they returned thirty minutes later and kept consistently coming back you went into Maggies office since Richie was taking a shower. She smiled and noticed the look of discomfort on your face, frowning slightly.

“Hey, are you okay hun?” You shook your head “I think I’m having contractions, I mean they started coming thirty minutes apart but now it’s like ten minutes apart.” Maggie nodded and sat you on the couch. “Im gonna grab the bag and let Richie know.” You nodded and watched her go upstairs. When she came back down Richie was with her. He had a bag and a backpack in hand and grabbed his car keys he gave Maggie a quick hug. “I’ll see you at the hospital ma.” You slowly stood up and let Richie help you to his car. You evened out your breathing as your contractions came closer together, you were in too much pain to let Richie know that your water broke but, he noticed and sped up as much as he could without breaking the law. You eventually got to the hospital and saw the losers. You loved them all but you knew you only wanted Beverly and Stan in the room with you. Bev was your best friend and Stan was Richies. Richie let them know and they waved at the other losers and walked back with you two. 

About two hours into your labor and you weren’t having it. Richie kept touching you and it just pissed you off. “Richie stop fucking touching me!” He backed off and Bev came and held your hand and you felt content. When another contraction hit you tears were spilled, to you it was the worst describable pain you’ve ever felt. The nurse came back in with your epidural and sat you up and gave you the pain reliever. It eventually stopped hurting and you were just waiting to push. About 9 hours have passed it was now 2am and everyone was asleep. You woke up first then your nurse walked in. 

“It’s been a long night for you hun, I think you should be ready to push.” The nurse examined you and everybody woke up. Richie stretched and grabbed your hand and traced circles with his thumb. “Okay you are ready to push on your next contraction” Stan and Bev came to your side as other nurses came in to assist. You felt your contraction and pushed as hard as you could. In-between pushes you took a ten second break. After 20 minutes your daughter was finally here, the nurse handed her to you after she got cleaned up and got her vitals checked. Richie went into the waiting room catching the eyes of all the losers. Eddie was first to speak up “So, what’s the news?” 

“Im a dad to the most adorable little girl ever. Y/N’s a bit tired so you guys should come back tomorrow.” The losers hugged Richie then soon exited. You were feeding her for the first time and Bev was helping you because she helps women at a shelter breastfeed during her free time. Richie walked in and wipes his face with his hands. “We didn’t think of a name.” 

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