okay am I the only one who has a problem with sharing my fandoms? like i’ll share them with my friends and things but then I get SUPER overprotective of my fandoms and get kinda mad when my friends talk about them. idk it might just be me but it’s gotten so bad I've had to have ‘secret fandoms’ my friends don’t know i’m in.
hello love! When you get this, answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool!!)❤️
hi! heres the five things:
1. my humour
2. my lips ( they have a nice shape )
3. my eyes
4. my attitude
and lastly, 5. my culture
and im faltered that you consider me one of your favourite followers, ily 🥰
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
what just happened??
I want good news wtf
TOM HANKS AND HIS WIFE HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS IM SCREAMING THIS IS AWFUL
(stanley uris x reader smut)
requested: hi bb teasing stan like cuddling w underwear at first fluffy shit and then you shake your ass at him and he is just a sucker for you with smut hehe 🐸 + can you write a dom stanley smut? where he dirty talks to reader and its like really dirty and ksajlda yeah lol sorry i don’t mean to be annoying
warning: smut, unprotected sex, dom stan, fingering, oral (male and fem receiving), stan is rly into dirty talk in this, cumplay SORRY, this escalates kinda quickly oops sorry, unedited
[losers + reader are 20+ in this]
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sorry i didn’t know what to call this and it got a lot dirtier than its intent but i hope u guys like! sorry to make u guys wait anons :)
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it was unlike stanley to nap in the afternoons. in fact, you can’t remember the last time he did, but he’s sleeping soundly behind you as you take off your necklace.
you sigh, watching his face as he sleeps, his chest rising and falling with deep breaths and his bare skin glowing. you feel so at peace, breathing in the scent of his room and how incredible he is.
you love him.
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henry bowers calling richie a faggot broke my heart and that’s that
Will: Mike is my friend, and if he loves me, it’s the same way he would love a sibling. Nancy: Mike is my brother, and if he looked at me the way he looks at you, I would have to see a therapist.
coaches don’t play
Tell the truth.
Why are y'all single?