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my type:

facial hair.

6’3 …. 250 …. ss siix fooott thrrreee twoofjcuning hundredand fifFYTT FIFTY! pounds … yes shakes head vigorously yes yes yes mwaahahhahaahahahahaahggaha

im soo normal about him..heh.

him and trevor OMFGGGG 😼😼🙏🙏🙏

milk?

chat, I'm going through a new hyper fixation which is smosh and like I'm already so deep into their lore but im missing like one thing. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MILK FIC??? Sooo many people are talking ab it on smoshler(I think thats how you spell it.) so can like someone please explain. (I need to make more redacted content. I mean I have like three fics ready to post I js don't want to post them.) so erm can someone pretty please explain? (this should've been In the What The Fuck Happened series but im this far into it and I don't wanna start over.)

Smosh has me rethinking my career choices now, like- should I become and actor..? should I audition for smosh guys..?

More jschlut smut

i cant seem to find the motivation to finish this so ima js post it.

Smut!! ,bottom/bratty schlatt, handcuffs 😳 and thats it lmk if i missed anything i haven’t looked at this in like a week. smut bellow the cut !MDNI!

Y/n looks down at Schlatt, a grin on her face. “You wanna be a good boy now?” She asks, reaching down to tug slightly on his hair, forcing him to look up at her. “Ngh-..” A whimper leaves Schlatt’s mouth. His cheeks are flushed red, his lips red and bitten, His cock leaking. “Fuck- Toots, please..” He begs, his hands moving from behind his back to her knees. “Please.. just- please fuck me..” Y/n makes a humming sound, pretending to think about his words. “Hm, nah, i dont think i will.” She replied, patting his cheek then standing up. “Since you were being such a tease earlier.. you’re gunna sit there, look pretty, and watch.” Slowly, Y/n begins to strip out of the little clothing she still had on. Schlatt watches as she once again makes her way back to the bed, sitting on her knees. Y/n reaches into the bedside drawer, she pulls out a pink dildo. Schlatt whines, mouth opening to speak. “You wanna be a good boy for mommy?” She asks, looking up from the dildo in front of her. “Yeah, but-“ “Then you’ll be quiet and take your punishment.” Schlatt sighs, looking away. Y/n, fed up with his bratty behavior, takes out handcuffs from the drawer. Schlatt catches them when thrown to him, looking at Y/n with an annoyed expression. “You want the ring too?” Schlatt shakes his head, being able to put the cuffs on himself after the many times he’s been through this. “Good boy.. maybe i’ll let you cum in me if you keep this up.” Y/n lifts herself up, slowly sinking down onto the silicone cock. Her face twisted in pleasure and a bit of pain. “Fuck..” She whispered, sitting with the base of the cock inside her. She could feel Schlatt’s gaze on her body. Y/n begins to bounce on it, making sure to exaggerate her movements. 

what if..

chat what if i became a streamer? i tried yt when i was younger, (i only had 18 subs. and i am not patient at all.) im thinking ab going the same direction as jschlatt, and js making up a ‘character’ for the bit. (it wont rlly be a character js me if i had more confidence and talked more.) So i could js say unhinged shit and play it off by js saying ‘its a character bro-

so erm thoughts? (PLEASE SONT JS LIKE GUYS I NEED VALIDATION SO PLEASEEEEEEE COMMENT I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO.)

whore

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oopsies guys i forgot to make the schlatt one.. so that’ll prolly come out later this week. I didn’t realize my dads birthday was on the day i was supposed to post it. Oopies poopsies guys

kimmy ranger likes it rough…i don’t think he’ll ever stop talking about that. yes i watched it!! okay i watched it!

Redacted top ten ‼️‼️

redacted top ten cause i’m a follower 🙏🙏‼️‼️

Aggro Greer (um.)

Guy !!

Milo Greer (accent.)

David Shaw (dilf coded and uhh i may have a degradation kink.)

Alexis Getty (SHE SOUNDS HOT. i want her to call me mutt and kick me around.)

Lasko Moore (so babygirl, love/miss him sm)

Gavin (he’s so!!!! i wanna scream)

Geordi 😕 (i miss this silly lil guy.)

Hush. (.. i want him.)

Morgan Kyne (he seems so nice, i want him too.)