hello hello can you please rec humor fics :D the funniest wolfstar fics you've ever read!
Abner of Astlegate’s Most Splendid Pox by sheafrotherdon
Accidental Mastermind by lorax
All Kidding Aside by Kihin Ranno
Cliche #5 by rageprufrock
Curse of the Mistletoe by brighty18
The Firewhiskey Incident by Lady Bracknell
For Whom the Pants Toll by lorax
The Great Golden Gormless Worm of Flobber by sheafrotherdon
Late One December Night by klena
Like That by The Hallowed Cat
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie
The Shoebox Project by dorkorific and ladyjaida
Text Talk by merlywhirls
The Unintended by brighty18
Veni Vedi Vici by Nyxty
With Half the Flick and Twice the Magic by sheafrotherdon
Zombie Attack by definewisdom
“You don’t seem the type for petty revenge.”
“….Really? Not the type? Me? Like, two thirds of my personality is petty revenge.”
I’m probably still going to pick fandoms and fanfic over real life in 2018
Lucy Liu + this red pantsuit in Set It Up (2018)
Owl boys: Have you ever see them in the daylight? Probably not, can survive off minimal amounts of food, hot coffee for the soul, lives in pajamas, looks tired all the time that’s because they are, neutral face makes them look like a murderer, mood swings like winter wind
Six-string boys: Always have their nose in a notebook writing song lyrics, aspiring musician, they live in music shops, walls are covered in song lyrics their own and others, becomes entranced by the radio, has at least 2 guitars, can make a rhythm with almost nothing
Spray paint boys: Too many art supplies, tattoos and piercings, very punk aesthetic, always getting in trouble for nothing, paint covered skinny jeans, always wearing the same worn out hoodie many are convinced it’s their skin, walls covered in bumper stickers and paint
Cat boys: Music = life, comes off as a jerk but is actually too nice, but still be cautious because they will fight you, kindest smile, too sarcastic and sassy, leggings for days, problems with trust, laughs at corny jokes, acts like they are full of themselves but it’s actually just the opposite, cuddles™
Cereal box boys: Early birds, has at least four coexist stickers, has never been awake past 11 PM and has never been asleep past 8 AM, natural energy, long walks at dawn, books are better than humans, loose jeans and walking shoes is all they need, have a special spoon for cereal
shades of purple
lavender: oversized sweaters, stark contrasts, misunderstood jokes, loud laughter, pencil shading rubbing off on skin, overflowing emotions, appreciated nostalgia, star-gazing, late-night conversations
wisteria: adrenaline crashes, ocean mist, layering clothes, lighthearted games of truth or dare, messy hair, bubbly laughter from excess energy, the tired satisfaction of a full day
lilac: neon lights, bright cities, slightly smudged make-up, a fast beating heart, secret confessions, too-loud music, wide smiles between friends, freedom from deadlines, the ache of what could have been
mauve: comfortable silences, rainy days, organized shelves, discovering a new interest, hot tea, eye bags, getting lost in thought, absentminded singing, the epiphany that comes from understanding a concept
plum: smiling at a stranger, spontaneous conversations, winged eyeliner, total honesty, animated gestures, fluorescent lighting, stores at 2am, pinkie promises, holding hands, reminiscent stories, conversations about the future
amethyst: uncertain smiles, subtle exchanged glances, paint-stained hands, inside jokes, cups of coffee, multi-tasking, unspoken promises, a not-quite persistent yearning, shaky breaths, a constantly calm demeanor
Candy Jar ~ 2018 netflix
SET IT UP IS AMAZING!!
the acting is incredible.
the main characters aren’t stereotypes.
everyone, even the side-characters have a freaking personality.
the ‘best friends’ characters are AMAZING, they aren’t there just for exposure purposes, they actually make the plot evolve.
all these characters felt real, they all make mistakes and face consequences for those mistakes.
the characters are relatable as hell.
also, the CHEMISTRY between the main characters is so fucking incredible and natural.
the plot might be predictable, but it’s so good, and so well written!!!
and the pacing is GREAT??? you don’t feel like there’s any part that was rushed, or that there’s a part that falls flat compared to the other????
it’s fun and cliche, but not too overly cliche you’ll roll your eyes. it’s the type of cliche that will make you happy and believe in happiness again. this movie will truly leave you with a smile on your face.
FUCKING AMAZING SOUNDTRACK. makes you want to fall in love.
if you love rom coms, and you want to watch one that isn’t a ‘so bad that is good’ rom com, ‘set it up’ will be the ‘so good that is FREAKING AMAZING’ rom com you’ve been waiting for.
btw, IT WAS WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY WOMEN.
watch ‘set it up’ on netflix. it’s one of the best rom coms i’ve seen in years. i really think you won’t regret it.
Natalia Alianovna Romanova “I’ve got red in my ledger; I’d like to wipe it out.”
*I tried.
A lot of men proposed to me in my 20s. I could be thrice divorced by now.
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