Steve Helpfully Offering His Hand To Everyone Boarding The Boat, Only To Get Ignored Or Unnoticed Every

how can people enjoy shows without spending all of their freetime shitposting about them on tumblr and reading fanfiction of their ships until 3 am

I’ve been keeping something from u guys. I am actually Matt Duffer. my brother and i just finished writing the season 5 scripts. Don’t tell anyone but Byler, elumax, and ronance are canon. Also in the finale Mike and Will get married. Again please don’t spoil this🙏🙏🙏

“mike wheeler is fucking gay and byler is endgame,” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk offstage, head lowered in defeat.

“no,” someone says. there, in the back row, stands noah schnapp. “she’s right.”

“yeah, she’s definitely right,” another voice says. it’s finn wolfhard.

“yep, she’s right,” say david harbour, brett gelman, and gaten matarazzo.

then, through the grateful tears in my eyes, i watch as one last figure stands and faces the crowd:

“yes,” the figure says. “mike is indeed fucking gay. byler canon.” i can’t believe it. it’s shawn levy himself.

the crowd gasps. i burst into tears. heroes by bowie begins to blast from an overhead speaker. byler tumblr rejoices. we are saved.

i'm so freaking excited about all the byler moments we're going to get next season omg

Why do you guys come up with such great stuff???

will byers checking out mike wheeler at the airport TWICE

oh god he's down so bad even with mike's shitty knockoff

I guess it needs to be said that I don’t hate people who ship Mileven. I don’t even think they’re stupid! I just genuinely don’t understand and frankly, I don’t care enough to seek understanding. If you feel the same way about Byler, I don’t care. I’m definitely not getting paid to convert anyone. Y’all do you, and I will do me.

The fact that I literally took this 6 days ago… That means we gained 10k in

SIX. DAYS.

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