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This is what itd look like if minecraft added dog breeds btw

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Gif by @conjuring-ghouls

They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

pov: You’re reading a Thomas Hewitt Texas Chainsaw Massacre Fic

https://open.spotify.com/track/33vxkbipMdiCOJSHMvpqIf?si=_fkyDnsyRu6RPawNaSkktw

Adding onto this to say this is the same “off” feeling that you get when you have a focal aware seizure, or just seizures in general. Y’know, the same feeling that is listed in seizure symptoms as being hard to describe, and then when doctors ask you about it, they complain that you can’t describe it.

You should always listen to yourself when you know something is wrong with your body, because I ignored this feeling, writing it off as anxiety for like a year before I figured out I was having conscious seizures by having a grand mal seizure and two brain scans.

Look after yourself.

Love that they put “a sense of impending doom” as one of the symptoms of a heart attack, like girl, that’s just how it is to be alive these days, you’re gonna have to be more specific

Y’know what, me and blonde boy broke up so I’ve changed my mind on this matter

i am inexplicably scared of grandfather clocks

Currently closet cosplaying as Billy Lenz, and i couldn’t find flares but i bought wide fit jeans and my thighs are big enough that it looks the same

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible