Can Someone Please Explain To Me The Sudden Change In Hypa Hypa By Eskimo Callboy???

Happy Birthday to Werner, a man who has been dead for at least 900 years who i will be making a birthday cake for and having a mini party

Idk if I'll be able to find the original post but

Happy birthday Werner :3

I have now been tagged so:

Favourite colour- Yellow

Currently reading- Carrie

Last song- 82nd All the Way by Sabaton

Last movie- My Babysitter’s a Vampire

Sweet/savoury/spicy- sweet

Currently working on- Crocheting a bra

I would tag someone but I don’t have anyone so if I think of anyone i’ll just tag them then.

I have been tagged by my bf @sabrewan so here it is :D

Favourite colour(s) - Red and Dark green

Currently reading - Percy Jackson series

Last song - Everywhere I go by Hollywood undead

Last movie - Hellraiser 2: hellbound

Sweet/savoury/spicy - sweet and savoury but they have to balance out

Currently working on - random sketches and multiple battle jackets/jeans :) but I've been a bit burnt out so I actually haven't done much

Tagging @louiethecryptid

Just watched the finale of the first Creep Tapes season and what the freak. MORE DONG SHOTS????

Monopoly with Cardi C

Ships with height differences. Reblog if you agree

I’m literally cackling rn this is so funny 😭😭😭

Kateryna Pavlenko being relatable

just a little translation of Go_A instagram live from Eurovision

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Gif by @conjuring-ghouls

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

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