More Batfam Headcanon’s/What-if’s Scenrios #2 (A Series)

More Batfam Headcanon’s/What-if’s Scenrios #2 (A series)

1. Jason get’s in an argument with Dick or Damian or something and when one of them curses with incorrect grammar or they use the wrong tense or something the other surprises them by pulling out an actual book on how to curse properly. (Yes, this exists).

2. Or alternate version their arguing and Tim is sitting at a desk in the corner, hidden by stacks of books and coffee cups. He’s trying to sleep there (for some reason) and eventually get’s so fed up with them he says all matter-of-fact like “well actually, this is how your supposed to curse.” 

3. When he says this to them he is looking down upon them because he is the all-powerful coffee king and they are but insignificant mortals who dared disturb him from his coffee-coma.

4. He was in that coffee coma in the first place to learn the secrets of caffeine and their power.

5. Damian uses a nightlight. No specific reason, he just likes them.

6. Tim on the other hand uses one because he knows Damian and sometimes Jason will stumble into his room at some ungodly hour of the night and join him in cuddles. 

7. This is usually because they both either have nightmares or just want to be with Tim.

8. Alfred totally bought Tim a piece of shrubbery shaped like a strawberry for his birthday. He loves them almost as much as coffee and of course Alfred knows this.

9. Sadly, that masterpiece was cut down in a terrible battle (actually it was Damian training solo in the morning with Jason, they roughhoused and that was the result.)

10. Cass made them apologize to Tim later and eventually he forgave them, but now they have to buy him coffee and strawberry scones every morning for a month.

11. Bruce definitely finds a way to injure himself in some obscure place no one can reach against some powerful enemy idk it was all for Damian’s birthday but he finds a way against all odds and delivers the gift. It was completely worth it because he got to watch Damian smile for the first time in a long time.

12. Afterwards all the robins were so pissed at him for going alone they totally punished him by making him watch one of the older my little pony movies.

13. He secretly enjoys them, their calming, and he gets to cuddle with his sons.

14. Afred will purposely put random cleaning items in inconvenient spots all over the house to teach the robins how to clean up after themselves.

15. Damian gets bullied at school for being Arabic and having the accent, and even though he tries not to let his brothers find out, they do eventually and totally all show up to escort Damian to school via Alfred driving the limo all in their robin uniforms, complete with batman too.

16. Jason makes it seem like he’s tough and macho and can fight his own battles, but deep down just really wants someone to force him to take a break so he can rest.

17. Jason got a stuffed bear from Cass and he made a show of refusing it and hating it, but later brought it to his room and put it on a shelf reserved for his most precious possessions. 

18. He named the bear Cassie after her.