Weird Question But Is Anyone Doing Anything Special On May 3rd Aka The Day Our Good Friend Jonathan Starts

they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close

no one prepared me for how fucking funny dracula was gonna be. u hoes wax poetic about dracula daily in a thousand different ways every year and never once have i heard anyone talk about how much dracula absolutely sucks ass at being a mysterious creature of the night. it is day 3 and the only reason johnathan hasn’t thrown the word “vampire” around is cause this is a work trip and his boss and dracula would both kill him in short order if he did lmao.

Once more have I seen the Count go out in his lizard fashion

It’s that time of year where for months I cry over Dracula being a love letter to humanity. There are good people in the word despite the monsters. There is love despite the horrors. There is light despite the dark.

The suitors and their Wikipedia enthusiast

I bet you didn’t expect my weird “experimenting” to be this shitty Frankenstein doodle huh

Forced to say ‘Media is subjective and all interpretations are valid. Creative license is cool :)’ Born to say ‘Anyone who makes adaptations where Jonathan is a bad person so that Mina can fall in love with Dracula should be shot point blank’

I survived paprika hendl and all I got were these queer dreams

Someone PLEASE warn Jonathan Harker before he departs on the worst interrailing trip of all time in approximately eight days

The townsfolk seem terrified of the count... and to the point where they're trying to delay Jonathan, too. Surely the count can't be all that dangerous, right? Jonathan did get a new necklace, though, which is cool.