Today The Lovely Man I Share My Home With Thought I Was Warning Him About My Period When I Told Him That

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

Where can I find a friend who shares the same hyperfixation as me? FYI it’s a 128 year old novel about a silly little english lawyer who goes to stay with a weird guy™ who doesn’t show up in mirrors, has questionable bedtime habits, and can scale walls like a lizard.

the offseason’s coming to a close, dracula be upon ye

Happy Dracula daily day, praying for Jonathan Harker and his queer dreams <3

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

I bet you didn’t expect my weird “experimenting” to be this shitty Frankenstein doodle huh

I’m sat drunk in the beer garden of a rock bar and some chick is happily explaining that “So Jonathan Harker goes to this castle in Transylvania and he doesn’t know he’s in Dracula, right” to a guy who seems totally enthralled and I wish them nothing but the best

Happy Dracula day to all who celebrate

It’s that time of year where for months I cry over Dracula being a love letter to humanity. There are good people in the word despite the monsters. There is love despite the horrors. There is light despite the dark.

Only six more weeks until we hear from our good friend Jonathan Harker.