His Ass Is Not Listening Btw

“What else is pressuring you?” THE EIGHTH SENSE (2023) - Episode 4.

Romantic love is cool but have you ever watched your best friend order drinks in a foreign language?

家主が…あやしいことをはじめました。いつも「だんごは丸くあるべき」と言うくせに、へんなかたちです。

Today, my landlady suddenly started something strange... Although she always says "Dango should be round 🍡", these are different...

ごまをすって…

Next she made roasted sesami powder...

きなこも よういしました。どちらも くろみつでねります。

And she prepared kinako, the soy beans powder. Both were mixed with brown sugar syrup.

だんごはしっかりゆでると ういてきます。ちゃんとうくまでまって、そしてしっかりひやすのがだいじと言います。

Dango will float up when they are boiled well. We have to wait this floating and cooling by water, and those are important to make good dango.

かんせい……「オレとちっさいののなかよしだんご」…ま、オレにはだんごのみりょくは まったくわかりませんけどね…

She cooked dango with the image of Little and me... Hmm, of course I can't understand dango's attraction any at all...

I know I talk about mdzs modern AUs a lot, but it's just somehow become a fascinating adaptation process to me, all these people making their personal calls about the nature of reality.

And a thing I keep coming back to is all the people who deliberately decide to give modern!wwx Mo Xuanyu's build.

To preserve the strength contrast that's leveraged for horny, which like, yeah that's fair, horny is an acceptable reason to make a story choice. I respect that, sometimes grudgingly.

But as a result of noticing this being done, oftentimes it seems without any reflection about why, I've developed this minor obsession with the fact that wwx in his own body at its adult height was fractionally shorter than lwj.

And this was the height he reached after a multi-year period in childhood living on scrounged garbage, plus the three months starving in the mass grave toward the end of his growth period.

Meaning that by all normal logic, a modern AU wwx who did not experience these periods of intense privation--which is most of them; it's quite rare for children to experience that particular form of total neglect in modern developed nations and modernAU!wwx's life ruining circumstances only occasionally involve intense physical torment--is going to be significantly taller as an adult.

Like. Add a few inches on there.

Where are all my adequately nourished six-foot-four Wei Wuxians???

Tokuriki Tomikichiro Lake Kawaguchi - New Thirty-six Views of Mt. Fuji Date:Ca. 1950s.

IN THE JUNGLE ☾

Saitou Kazu.

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