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I was in a Lego commercial for a desert Lego set as a Lego person. The kids in the commercial kept bumping me into cacti and laughing.
The Garden Magazine, Volume 122, June 1997
some guy wants to kiss my feet
that’s progress, right?
畔亭数久 - 「轢殺」 - 奇譚クラブ 1954年4月号 - P3
finally got to explore an abandoned funeral home
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a blanket of snow on fairy lights
feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself
A random woman drowned in my backyard pool and my mom cooked her and made me take her to eat for school lunch. She tasted like ham.
The locker room bathroom in my school broke in such a way that piss rained from the ceiling pipes above the showers when they were turned on. I was the unfortunate student who discovered this first.