Man Is The Only Creature That Kills To Kill. 

I was in theater class and my teacher asked what we'd adapt into a musical (after watching shrek: the musical) and my first thought was red valley

guys itd be. so fucking funny.

I don't know if I'm getting anywhere at all with it but I just can't help thinking.

Achtung! You can disagree with me regarding my 'The Master and Margarita' theory but I really don't want to argue with anyone ever so if you think I'm wrong PLEASE don't tell me.

My theory and spoilers for S4E3 under the cut

In the novel 'The Master and Margarita' by Mikhail Bulgakov there're several storylines that compose the novel. One of the storylines takes place in Ancient Judea, the city of Yershalaim and the main characters of this storyline are Pontius Pilate and Yeshua Ha-Nozri. I've been through some tense discussions regarding whether or not Yeshua is The Jesus we all know (imo he obviously is). There are several hints in the text that the story from the Bible differs from the one we read about in the novel because the events were written down with some significant changes by Yeshua's follower Matthew.

So long story short: in the novel we read about the events that were then edited by a third party and turned into the Bible as we know it.

Ok now to my main point. I've been thinking about the scene with Marmite and Warren arguing about which instrument Gordon played. And Marmite is like a bit too confident about it for someone who's never even met Gordon. And considering the literal cult they have going on... I can't help but wonder if that's what happened to Gordon or more so to the idea of him. Is he believed to be someone else? Is he believed to have done the things he never did? And don't even get me started on the fact that bringing him back is one of the main goals. Because right now Gordon is a Schrödinger's cat and bringing someone like him back to the reality where there's a CULT built around him... Well, it would be a little too close to resurrection, wouldn't it.

Anyway, I hope Gordon isn't going to become the next Jesus, it would be fucked up. But well. Yeah. I believe that Warren is right about the bass and it's not him being an asshole who knows nothing about his best friend, it's actually the cult being weird.

In conclusion, 'The Master and Margarita' is an amazing piece of literature and I'm an idiot who's just spent 2 hours writing this.

I'm making a playlist with rock versions of Christmas songs for my English classes entertainment program. I'm truly in my Gordon Porlock era.

One might argue that blood transfusion is like a less horny brother of cannibalism as a metaphor for love. Just saying. Just saying...

Ok Hannibal NBC and Dracula altered my brain chemistry so nobody should listen to me and be serious about it ever. But like...

Let's just say. They love each other.

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It took me too long to realize that what Warren listened to in Gordon's cryosuit wasn't only the WYWH stuff. He also listened to the tapes from up to at least Premium Dead Forever. And I feel very stupid because he even REFERENCED these tapes to Bryony.

So we know for sure that he listened to Gordon cutting open the Yoghurt Lord. So. Uhm. Nice to know he is still acting normal around him I guess.

Also I'm curious if he listened to Grace calling Gordon Igor. He probably wouldn't call him out on it, since Grace's redemption arc, but I'm still curious. And also still a little bit pissed at Grace for that whole scene.

Still don't know why it took me so long to figure out the most obvious thing ever though.

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Ok so I may be stupid. But I didn't actually catch the 'memory loss is a possible side effect' bit. Isn't it the side effect of BRYONY'S treatment? It's discussed in The Boat and the Bridger iirc. Sure, it has everything to do with Warren's PTSD but it's Bryony who was erasing his memory with meds. It's really convenient how he only forgot the criminal part of his life.

Not to mention that Warren didn't experience huge memory loss when he was brought back to Red Valley and he had A LOT of hypersleep. And I get that the technology probably improved with time but none of the people who experienced hypersleep in s3 had any problem with memory.

So yeah. I'm not sure about Gordon losing his memory. At least I don't think it makes sense with all the information at hand.

The only possible reason for Gordon to lose his memory in my opinion is the fact that he was given the degraded goo (sorry, can't for the life of me remember what's it called). But well, I'm no expert. I guess we'll wait and we'll see.

I actually enjoy the fact that in Hannibal (NBC) Will Graham had encephalitis. It's not in the books it's just something so specific for the series and it is HILARIOUS. Will having encephalitis is the greatest meme out there and I enjoy every single part of it. The way he's constantly shivering and being all unwell and everyone's just nah he's good. The way nobody suspected SHIT until he was in jail. It's precious.

Hannibal can be excused for this one.

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